Quote Originally Posted by diogen_ View Post
Awesome post, UhOhXplode! I may probably need some more time to process, absorb,and digest the cornucopia of patriotic sentiments you described before daring to ask you to provide some more details to fill in the blanks of my extremely narrow outlook on the USA. It’s so much different from the domain of vileness, wickedness, and vice that Hanna presents in the post that goes immediately after yours and in hundreds similar posts she made before that. In fact, I’m experiencing a kind of cognitive dissonance when thinking that you both mean the same country. Could you explain how it is possible that the two respected members have so much different perception of the same thing. The big campaign against terrorism launched by Gerge W. Bush in the wake of 9-11 is not among those only five things that you don’t like about America and you seem to approve the Afghan war. Might it happen that you have a word or two to prevent my mental breakdown and clear away the clouds of doubt and uncertainty that shroud my mental horizon, or as it often happened before you here totally agree with Hanna and just missed a point in your list.

PS.I used to look a bit like Miria Brink but, serendipitously enough, not so long ago I sacrificed all my hair to Lord Siva to facilitate beneficent reincarnation of my poor soul to Kashmir. So, I don’t expect from your sweetheart to be too much jealous and, furthermore, I don’t have any intentions to compromise the future of your possibly still fragile relationships.
Well, I thought it was off-topic but maybe not. I mean, we are discussing the American government so that really means the whole country and not just the political stuff. And hey, if you wanna know anything about me or America just ask. Me, America, and Russia are my favorite topics.
And it's easy to see why me and Hanna have a different perception about America. I live here, she lives in Scandinavia. I think somebody would have to live here to see how cool it really is. Yeah, there's 5 kinda serious issues that need to change but it doesn't mean America's evil. It just means we need a better President to help fix the problems. But tbh - totally honest - if they don't fix those 5 problems then I'm gonna want to get married and have kids somewhere else... like Russia.
And no, I didn't leave anything off my list. I have zero issues about fighting terrorism, the drones, or the NSA. But I will use anything I can find to win a debate. And when I remind people that America did a military coup in Hawaii and tried to kill all the Indians in America in the 18th century and bombed Serbia to grab Kosovo, I'm only proving that Russia annexing Crimea was legit. That's how I win debates!

Oh, and you said something about "Democracy is worse than Communism or whatever else...". I hope you're joking. Communism bites hardcore! I think the 2 best governments right now are in Russia and the US... but I think I like the Russian system more. And I totally do love the geography! It has everything from the Arctic to the tropical shores of Crimea! But if Communism works in China and Cuba then fine. They have the right to have any government they want. Just don't ask me to live there because I need a lot more freedom than that.

And yeah, I do agree with a lot of things that Hanna says. She makes it look really dark and evil sometimes - like a really cool video game - but it's probably just drama to make the topic more interesting. I really don't think I could get very hyped over political debates if they weren't dark and mysterious and exciting. But in the real world, I have a really cool life in America... except chores and deciding what color to dye my hair this weekend. Maybe green. I haven't tried that yet.
Oh, and when I go to Russia I don't wanna see Snowden. Yeah maybe people had the right to know they were being spied on but who really believed that the internet was private? I never did. Okay so he did a service for mankind and all that but he was supposed to be a spy and he leaked. If I was ever a spy I wouldn't leak anything. Even if Draco Malfoy used wrackspurts I still wouldn't talk.

Btw, who is Lord Shiva? He sounds British. And why do you have to reincarnate your soul just to go to Kashmir? I think that's somewhere in India... *very confused* Not a serious issue though because hair grows back really fast. I know, mine has to be trimmed every week. But no worries about Maria Brink. She's too famous to even notice me and I'm not a musician. I'll have to take another girl to the party this weekend.

Edit - Why is it that anybody that disagrees with our foreign policy is anti-American? If anyone wants to see a real anti-American, just read about Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl. Now that's what I call a traitor and an anti-American. He got a lot of our soldiers killed.