Wake up! There's a bazillion things I like about my country and only 5 things I'm opposed to. If I decide I don't like living in Russia, this is the only country I'll move to from there.
And no, lol, I'm not fed up with America. You'd know that if you met me in real-life. And I'm definitely not anti-American. There's just 5 things I'm opposed to and I'm not patient. I want them to change and they probably will someday. But I've been here too long so I'm gonna try someplace different.
Oh, and unless you look a lot like Maria Brink then no, I wouldn't try to pull your legs, lol! That's totally reserved for her.
Awesome post, UhOhXplode! I may probably need some more time to process, absorb,and digest the cornucopia of patriotic sentiments you described before daring to ask you to provide some more details to fill in the blanks of my extremely narrow outlook on the USA. It’s so much different from the domain of vileness, wickedness, and vice that Hanna presents in the post that goes immediately after yours and in hundreds similar posts she made before that. In fact, I’m experiencing a kind of cognitive dissonance when thinking that you both mean the same country. Could you explain how it is possible that the two respected members have so much different perception of the same thing. The big campaign against terrorism launched by Gerge W. Bush in the wake of 9-11 is not among those only five things that you don’t like about America and you seem to approve the Afghan war. Might it happen that you have a word or two to prevent my mental breakdown and clear away the clouds of doubt and uncertainty that shroud my mental horizon, or as it often happened before you here totally agree with Hanna and just missed a point in your list.

PS.I used to look a bit like Miria Brink but, serendipitously enough, not so long ago I sacrificed all my hair to Lord Siva to facilitate beneficent reincarnation of my poor soul to Kashmir. So, I don’t expect from your sweetheart to be too much jealous and, furthermore, I don’t have any intentions to compromise the future of your possibly still fragile relationships.