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    pryvit, friends

    Hi I love Ukraine
    I've never been,
    But I plan to become a Ukrainian citizen
    I'm done with Britain
    Ukraine is becoming stronger,
    Victor Yushchnko has an ugly face but I admire him as a politician
    Yulia Tymoshenko has powerful hair
    I want to learn Ukrainian
    I plan to live in the Rada.
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    Re: pryvit, friends

    Quote Originally Posted by TATY
    Hi I love Ukraine
    I've never been,
    But I plan to become a Ukrainian citizen
    I'm done with Britain
    Ukraine is becoming stronger,
    Victor Yushchnko has an ugly face but I admire him as a politician
    Yulia Tymoshenko has powerful hair
    I want to learn Ukrainian
    I plan to live in the Rada.
    It appears, Danka has shared his/her pot with you.
    Send me a PM if you need me.

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    Re: pryvit, friends

    Quote Originally Posted by Ramil
    Quote Originally Posted by TATY
    Hi I love Ukraine
    I've never been,
    But I plan to become a Ukrainian citizen
    I'm done with Britain
    Ukraine is becoming stronger,
    Victor Yushchnko has an ugly face but I admire him as a politician
    Yulia Tymoshenko has powerful hair
    I want to learn Ukrainian
    I plan to live in the Rada.
    It appears, Danka has shared his/her pot with you.
    It's not pot, it's Slavophilia!
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    Re: pryvit, friends

    TATY, +100!!!

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    Re: pryvit, friends

    I want to go to Mars
    I'm sick and tired with Earth
    Even though I know I was born here
    Nevertheless I like Mars with all my heart
    And yes I know the atmosphere there
    Is not thick enough and it's very cold there and no water
    And there is not enough oxygen and nitrogen
    But I adore the RED COLOUR of the planet
    And I believe that only True Communists (TM)
    Will live on Mars
    And that's why I want to move there
    And I know there's no rockets to take me there
    But that can't stop me
    Nothing in fact can stop me
    And if you try to stop me
    Oh with what a delight I will go regardless of what you say!
    And you can think I'm stupid
    And maybe I even am
    But that can't stop me either!!

    See you my dear Earth friends!!

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    Re: pryvit, friends

    Quote Originally Posted by TATY
    It's not pot, it's Slavophilia!
    Would it matter much if I say that the Slavs don't care much about each other nowadays?
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    although i know
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    I'm in love with men
    I'm not gay
    But I'm through with women
    I know men have penises,
    but I'll get over that,
    I plan to have a gay marriage
    I know I have no boyfriend
    And I know it's still illegal where I live
    But one day I'll get there.
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    Personally,
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    Well, just FYI crocodile, Nitrogen is 'toxic' as it displaces oxygen ultimately killing you. SO having a lack of nitrogen anywhere that you want to say, not die, is a good thing.

    Probably you mean something like hydrogen or even harmless argon.

    Btw this is getting a little ridiculous. Its not even amusing anymore (was hardly to begin with) so probably people should just stop trying way too hard to be funny cuz, really it's not working. No one is laughing at you except you, or your dumb chat friends you forward stupid links to.

    You're not Dane Cook, you're not on КОМАДИ КЛАБ or whatever the hell that show is called. So just put a cork in it.
    Вот это да, я так люблю себя. И сегодня я люблю себя, ещё больше чем вчера, а завтра я буду любить себя to ещё больше чем сегодня. Тем что происходит,я вполне доволен!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogboy182
    Well, just FYI crocodile, Nitrogen is 'toxic' as it displaces oxygen ultimately killing you. SO having a lack of nitrogen anywhere that you want to say, not die, is a good thing.

    Probably you mean something like hydrogen or even harmless argon.

    Btw this is getting a little ridiculous. Its not even amusing anymore (was hardly to begin with) so probably people should just stop trying way too hard to be funny cuz, really it's not working. No one is laughing at you except you, or your dumb chat friends you forward stupid links to.

    You're not Dane Cook, you're not on КОМАДИ КЛАБ or whatever the hell that show is called. So just put a cork in it.
    Nobody knows but me: you are a little drunk. It's O.K. really. We love you anyway.
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    Actually I just got off work about 4 minutes before I wrote that. It is both pysically and legally impossible for me to be or have been drunk at the time of that posting. But good guess. But not really...

    So when I make posts chastising other people they or I get banned, warned, blocked, deleted, locked.

    But when other people do it its suddenly tolerable and 'the cool' thing to do? I don't get it.
    Вот это да, я так люблю себя. И сегодня я люблю себя, ещё больше чем вчера, а завтра я буду любить себя to ещё больше чем сегодня. Тем что происходит,я вполне доволен!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogboy182
    Actually I just got off work about 4 minutes before I wrote that. It is both pysically and legally impossible for me to be or have been drunk at the time of that posting. But good guess. But not really...

    So when I make posts chastising other people they or I get banned, warned, blocked, deleted, locked.

    But when other people do it its suddenly tolerable and 'the cool' thing to do? I don't get it.
    Whatever.
    "...Важно, чтобы форум оставался местом, объединяющим людей, для которых интересны русский язык и культура. ..." - MasterАdmin (из переписки)



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogboy182
    Well, just FYI crocodile, Nitrogen is 'toxic' as it displaces oxygen ultimately killing you. SO having a lack of nitrogen anywhere that you want to say, not die, is a good thing.
    Dear, Dogboy182:

    Next time, just before you try "chastising other people", consider the following (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth%27s_atmosphere):

    The Earth's atmosphere is a layer of gases surrounding the planet Earth that is retained by the Earth's gravity. It contains roughly (by molar content/volume) 78.08% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.038% carbon dioxide, trace amounts of other gases, and a variable amount (average around 1%) of water vapor.

    So, for the most part, the Earth's atmosphere is nitrogen.

    No offense here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogboy182
    Well, just FYI crocodile, Nitrogen is 'toxic' as it displaces oxygen ultimately killing you. SO having a lack of nitrogen anywhere that you want to say, not die, is a good thing.

    Probably you mean something like hydrogen or even harmless argon.

    Btw this is getting a little ridiculous. Its not even amusing anymore (was hardly to begin with) so probably people should just stop trying way too hard to be funny cuz, really it's not working. No one is laughing at you except you, or your dumb chat friends you forward stupid links to.

    You're not Dane Cook, you're not on КОМАДИ КЛАБ or whatever the hell that show is called. So just put a cork in it.
    Like Комади Клуб is actually funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crocodile
    Quote Originally Posted by Dogboy182
    Well, just FYI crocodile, Nitrogen is 'toxic' as it displaces oxygen ultimately killing you. SO having a lack of nitrogen anywhere that you want to say, not die, is a good thing.
    Dear, Dogboy182:

    Next time, just before you try "chastising other people", consider the following (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth%27s_atmosphere):

    The Earth's atmosphere is a layer of gases surrounding the planet Earth that is retained by the Earth's gravity. It contains roughly (by molar content/volume) 78.08% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.038% carbon dioxide, trace amounts of other gases, and a variable amount (average around 1%) of water vapor.

    So, for the most part, the Earth's atmosphere is nitrogen.

    No offense here.
    The Earth's Atmosphere is mostly Nitrogen but we don't need it for human respiration, so a lack of Nitrogen wouldn't be a problem for us, because we only need to the Kislorod.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TATY
    The Earth's Atmosphere is mostly Nitrogen but we don't need it for human respiration, so a lack of Nitrogen wouldn't be a problem for us, because we only need to the Kislorod.
    Wow! I never would have thought this topic could be so hotly debated!
    Anyways, you see, TATY, had we have a more significant portion of oxygen ("Kislorod"), we would have been burned alive from the inside. That's why in the air we breathe we have to have something which is called "buffer gas." In case of the Earth it's nitrogen.

    To free myself up from any further criticism on that matter, please refer to any article on Terraforming of Mars such as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terraforming_of_Mars or alike.

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    By the way, oxygen is a strong oxidiser and breathing the pure oxygen can cause harm to your health.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TATY
    Like Комади Клуб is actually funny.
    Like you can understand their jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net surfer
    Quote Originally Posted by TATY
    Like Комади Клуб is actually funny.
    Like you can understand their jokes.
    What I don't understand is how people find it funny.
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