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    joke of the day

    A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.
    Mother: \\\"What does the cow say?\\\"
    Child: \\\"Moo!\\\"
    Mother: \\\"Great! What does the cat say?\\\"
    Child: \\\"Meow.\\\"
    Mother: \\\"Oh, you\\\'re so smart! What does the frog say?\\\"
    And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, \\\"Bud.\\\"

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    I regret to inform you that your joke sucks. It also has nothing to do with Russian. Sorry to break the truth to you on both of these points.
    Заранее благодарю всех за исправление ошибок в моём русском.

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    What if he wrote it in Russian your Lordship?

    Мать читала книгу о животных ее трехлетней дочери.
    Мать: \\\, "Что корова говорит? \\\ "
    Ребенок: \\\ "Мычат! \\\ "
    Мать: \\\ "Большой! Что кот говорит? \\\ "
    Ребенок: \\\ "Meow (can't figure this one out). \\\ "
    Мать: \\\ "О, Вы \\\ 'ре столь шикарный(сильный)! Что лягушка говорит? \\\ "
    И это наивные небольшие три года, искавшие в ее матери и ее самым глубоким голосом ответило, \\\ "Bud. \\\ "

    I know the translation and Russian suck, but I'm trying...

    I have to admit I smirked when I read the lame joke anyway. I don't think a 3 year old could remember those stupids comercials though.
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    The cross between the "joke" and the translation does get better, amazingly enough. Now it sounds like a story by one of those suicidal Russian writers. Completely unintelligible.
    I've got a TV, and I'm not afraid to use it

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    The thing is I don't think those commercials made it over the ocean, did they? If not, then the average Russian is looking at it like
    Заранее благодарю всех за исправление ошибок в моём русском.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BladeStuckin

    I have to admit I smirked when I read the lame joke anyway. I don't think a 3 year old could remember those stupids comercials though.
    LOL. Good point. That's SOOOOOO 1999!
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    I am not sure. I might have seen it over there during one of my visits. However bud is really not popular at all and I doubt anyone would remember.
    I've got a TV, and I'm not afraid to use it

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    Isn't it? I can't believe that was such a "hit" in the states.

    I agree completly that it could be confusing to our overseas friends.

    I just had an urge to practice my suicidal Russian writting. :P

    Flame on.... your worshipfuness-eh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BladeStuckin

    Flame on.... your worshipfuness-eh.
    Me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barmaley
    Quote Originally Posted by BladeStuckin

    Flame on.... your worshipfuness-eh.
    Me?
    Sorry `bout that. Thought it was quoted.

    Quote Originally Posted by Barmaley
    I regret to inform you that your joke sucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BladeStuckin
    Quote Originally Posted by Barmaley
    Quote Originally Posted by BladeStuckin

    Flame on.... your worshipfuness-eh.
    Me?
    Sorry `bout that. Thought it was quoted.

    Quote Originally Posted by Barmaley
    I regret to inform you that your joke sucks.
    Great. Now I am Imperial Overlord of Canada AND his "worshipfulness." I'm almost up there with Dmitri, who has been ordained as both "God" and "Gad."
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    Well, I haven't seen the commercial and I have lived in the US now 7 years . Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I don't even own a TV?
    Hei, rett norsken min og du er død.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barmaley
    Great. Now I am Imperial Overlord of Canada AND his "worshipfulness." I'm almost up there with Dmitri, who has been ordained as both "God" and "Gad."

    "Having no limitation as your limitation" ~ Bruce Lee

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    Quote Originally Posted by kalinka_vinnie
    Well, I haven't seen the commercial and I have lived in the US now 7 years . Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I don't even own a TV?
    check em out.

    http://www.monkeydoo.com/video_Commerci ... rcial.html


    At least TwisterR didn't do a "wassup" joke.
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    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUU UPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Yeah, those were pretty horrible, not to mention annoying. Really -- they were just as annoying as the first "word" I used in this post. Still, though, as a general rule, all the best ads are done by beer companies.
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    Re: joke of the day

    По-моему, это ужасно.... я не определяю это как шутка....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barmaley
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUU UPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Yeah, those were pretty horrible, not to mention annoying. Really -- they were just as annoying as the first "word" I used in this post. Still, though, as a general rule, all the best ads are done by beer companies.
    '

    Well, at least the wassup one was slightly amusing. This frog thing was stupid. I think the advertisers for the beer companies get paid in beer, that is why they are so "funny".
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    Я знаю лучшую шутку... кому-нибудь хочется, чтобы я вам сказал ее? Это самая смешная шутка на все времена. Я никогда не знал, что существовали такие забавные шутки до того, как услышал впервые именно эту шутку. Она просто красива. Первый раз я услышал эту шутку, я не мог перестать смеяться до тех пор, пока не выпил стакан водки. Я уверен в том, что вам понравится..... на самом деле, скорее всего, я вру.

    Извините меня за то, что я говорю чушь, я только хочу поупражняться на русском языке, и я не знаю, что написать, этот форум стал вдруг чуть-чуть скучным... Интересных тем нету, исключая тему про Димитрего. Так что, извините... Если увидите какие-нибудь ошибки, не стесняйтесь исправить их.

    Между прочим, кому хочется знать мою шутку?

    До свидания. Я пойду выучу наизусть несколько новых слов, которые вы использовали на форуме, например, сбыться! Спасибо. Без вас, я никогда не учил бы ничего.

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    basurero tell us your joke at last!
    And guys, what all you are talking here about?
    The funniest thing in those guy's joke were sticks-\\\\\\\
    By the way somebody shout him! He is nothing but the link to the ga y-p orn site in his profile!
    Я так думаю.

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    Они говорят о лягушках, но я не знаю зачем. Мне кажется, как и странно, это имеет отношение к телевизионной рекламе в Америке...

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