Thread: Dinlot's ranting & misinformations (no politics!)

Originally Posted by dinlot

A Soviet Lada car costs only 800 roubles which is 2 months pay.

Very few people had salary of 400 rubles per month. It was 150-200 rubles typically. And the cost of Lada was eight thousand rubles.

AS NARRATED BY DINLOT, A CONVINCED COMMUNIST

I was lucky to be invited at Parliament Hill
My feelings drifted from gloom to thrill
What was I going to wear on that ballroom dance
On which everyone was eager to get his chance
A Member of Parliament took the time to invite
Me to a dance dressed the grooviest that night
I made a polite gesture of rejection
That caused her melancholy and dejection
I'm sorry Ma'm but I'm looked down upon as a leper
A communist like me deserves only to be a house helper
Manning the kitchen and serving (pause)
Well, I'm a leper, too, dinlot, 'undeserving'
Answers resonated inside their sensitive cochleas to hear
Caused their conscious minds to remain astir
Thus were convinced of our zeal such that we can tease
That we were made Party members with such ease

dinlot

Please allow me to express myself, sir Lampada. Nobody is correcting my translations anymore. So I guess I am not welcome here. Last one before you ban me.