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Are you joking? No... really I cant tell.

Just so you know, this is no longer true. Now you simply say: "You swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth." With your hand facing forward(which actually originated from the times...

Don't f@#k with Shostikovich.

:lol: I was WAITIng for someone to ask. And now, unfortunately I must tell. :wink: Two years of selling used cars taught me many things, including the art of bad puns. :wink: Used to be I'd have a...

I sing the old words, they were the first Russian words I learned! Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая русь...... ahhh.. such pride for our Soviet motherland... er.. um.... I...