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Of All The Moments For Freud To Slip
Movie Cinema, Australia
(I was working the candy bar when a man seeing Bridge to Terabithia with two young kids. He points to the popcorn machine:)
Customer:...

Хе-хе, не скажу, что очень смешно, но местами забавно. :)

Might I Also Suggest A Dictionary
Bookstore, Cincinnati, OH, USA
Customer: “Hi. I need a threesis.”
Clerk: “A…pardon?
Customer: “You...