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Hehe. If you don't come back, we'll send Jack Bauer in for you. You might get tortured though...

Yes. They have a quota. Every single person who works at the airport is required to beat AT LEAST 4 foreigners an hour. Otherwise, they lose their bathroom break privileges... :roll:

To seriously...

Wow. I don't know how long you were there, but I'm sure it was an incredible feat, since it seems to rain in Piter on an hourly basis...

Yep.
To be on the Euro means to use the Euro as currency -- which meant that I a)had to change money, b)had to pay a fee to do so, and c)got further screwed due to the exchange rate (the Dollar was...

Yeah, that used to be the main one I think, but I believe Domododevo has picked up some traffic in the past few years. I did a quick googlization and it seems as though domestic air travel and...

Would you do me a favor and take care of picking up that nuclear reactor that Rtyom is hooking me up with?

Yeah, that used to be the main one I think, but I believe Domododevo has picked up some traffic in the past few years. I did a quick googlization and it seems as though domestic air travel and...

Well, you'll let us all know, you hear?[/quote]
And make sure you take your cyanide capsule with you -- you may need it...

I think you're lying to the authorities! To the cubicle for more intense questioning!

I saw this in the news this morning. It would be really funny if it weren't so stupid. This was by far the best line in the article: "If a person fails, he is accompanied by a guard to a cubicle...