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Guys, easy, I am choking with my lunch here.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Do you remember: in "Shrek-1" the gingerbread Man said to Lord Farquaad: "Eat me"... :lol:

It was just a naive translation! :roll:

Some cruel people don't let the poor pussy get the sausage... :roll:

I think "Все я делаю для мамы" means "All the things, that do, I'm doing them for my mom". Not for myself, but for here to be happy. :D

Try this one, it is simpler

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Я кошку...

Do you care for poems for kids? I loved it when I was a teen

http://lib.ru/POEZIQ/BARTO/dumaj.txt

:D