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Dogboy comes to a doctor:
Doctor: Sit down, what are you complaining of?
Dogboy: I've broken my tongue.
Doctor: So, how did it happen?
Dogboy: I was trying to speak Russian.

— Congratulations! Your fifth grandson has been born.
— Yes, I still can make grandchildren…

I don't know if it's true, I just read it. The story was told by operator of messaging service. It is message that was sent on a pager:

"Karina, your pager is with me"