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    more of tu-160's humor

    I think we need some more of tu-160's humor here. Come on TU-160, bomb us with your jokes !
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    о что ты говорешь? здесь я забавный человек!
    Вот это да, я так люблю себя. И сегодня я люблю себя, ещё больше чем вчера, а завтра я буду любить себя to ещё больше чем сегодня. Тем что происходит,я вполне доволен!

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    yerh, your funny dogboy. May be we'll have to post some australian jokes on here.
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    Why wasn’t Jesus Christ born in Australia?
    Because they couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
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    Funny. I once heard one like: The greatest miracle of the virgin birth was that Joseph bought it.

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    How the hell (opps) did they work out that it was a virgn birth in the first place? I think some one was on some bad weed.
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    There's evidence that Paul made the virgin birth part up to appeal to the pagans in Asia Minor. Virgin births were a pretty common part of primitive mythology in AM and Mesopotamia, and it is likely Paul knew this and worked it in to make the Christian mythos more interesting to these people.

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    I don't know if it's true, I just read it. The story was told by operator of messaging service. It is message that was sent on a pager:

    "Karina, your pager is with me"

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike
    There's evidence that Paul made the virgin birth part up to appeal to the pagans in Asia Minor. Virgin births were a pretty common part of primitive mythology in AM and Mesopotamia, and it is likely Paul knew this and worked it in to make the Christian mythos more interesting to these people.
    I want to go on record and say i had NOTHING TO DO WITH THE VIRGIN BIRTH!!
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    — Congratulations! Your fifth grandson has been born.
    — Yes, I still can make grandchildren…

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tu-160
    — Congratulations! Your fifth grandson has been born.
    — Yes, I still can make grandchildren…

    Eeew!
    Сюда нужно смотреть. И слушать, что я говорю.

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    Dogboy comes to a doctor:
    Doctor: Sit down, what are you complaining of?
    Dogboy: I've broken my tongue.
    Doctor: So, how did it happen?
    Dogboy: I was trying to speak Russian.

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    What is the diffrence between a russian and a pizza?
    The pizza can feed a family of four.
    Вот это да, я так люблю себя. И сегодня я люблю себя, ещё больше чем вчера, а завтра я буду любить себя to ещё больше чем сегодня. Тем что происходит,я вполне доволен!

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