Quote Originally Posted by UhOhXplode View Post
I
And this is way over the top! Like the Coca-Cola comany would really suffer if gays didn't drink cokes, lol!
Gay Rights Coke Protests Over Sochi Olympics
Two examples of English gay slang that seem appropriate here:

"Oh, Mary, please..." (sarcastically expresses Серьёзно?!, or С меня хватит! -- a bit old-fashioned, but still heard)
drama queen -- someone who is ALWAYS "over-the-top"

Neither of these seems to have equivalents in Russian gay slang, however. (But English speakers might be interested to know that "Он в теме?" is basically equivalent to "Is he a friend of Dorothy?" -- i.e., a coded way of saying "Is he gay?")