Excuses, excuses. Your "unbelieveably [sic] high SAT score" shows nothing but your ability to take an inane standardized test. And, news flash, kid, but SAT scores mean diddly in the real world, whereas your writing skills are crucial. Stop saying things like "ohhh whine I copied it from slashdot" or "sniffle I was up all late typing papers college is LIKE SO ARDUOUS" and start composing on an adult writing level. I guarantee your university has classes and tutors that can help you with this.