Юрка, вот нашла в комментариях к видео полную расшифровку, если тебе интересно:

I currently live in New York City, which is… yeah you know… it’s there.

I’ve been living in New York about 6 years now and when I first moved there I had a huge fear I was gonna get mugged. Constantly. Like every time I left the house I was like… here it comes, someone’s gonna take everything. I got over my fear cos I learned a trick and now I use this trick all the time. Whenever I think someone might try to beat me up and mug me, I fake a Russian accent. You’re welcome! It’s genius.

I’ll be walking home late at night. Two dangerous looking thugs walk up to me like:
- Yo man, you know what neighbourhood you’re in?!
- You think this bad neighbourhood?

Russian are the scariest white people! They’ve earned it! I’m so scared of them that I guarantee if I was lost, dangerously lost, there is no way I’d ask a Russian for directions. Just real quick, like
- Sir, help me. Please help me. How do I get to the subway?
- The subway? Walk down street and turn corner.

Yeah, screw that. I think I’m just gonna stay lost.
Thank you guys very much. You guys’ve been a great crowd.

Вижу, что я по памяти слегка переврала шутку, но мне кажется, у меня тоже смешно получилось. Будем считать, что это "локализованный" вариант. )))