
 Originally Posted by 
Vernadead   оселдурак means Jackass
      Well, if you want your signature to be written in pure Russian language, I advise you to edit it. 
Болван is a better translation for Jackass. There's no such a word as "оселдурак" in Russian, either "осел" or "дурак".  
     
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Vernadead        
 Originally Posted by 
spectator   буду рад помочь чем смогу  

     care to rephrase that?
looks like "will be glad to rather than able to"?
     Буду рад помочь
, чем смогу = will be glad to do my best to help you. 
So will I  

 >> Буду рад
а помочь! Do not hesitate to contact me if you need help. 
Рад - sg., male
Рада - sg., female 
For example, If 
spectator wanted to say "will be glad to 
rather than able to", he would say: "буду 
скорее рад помочь, нежели на самом деле смогу".  
Нежели is a little bit obsolete and high-flown word which means "rather". Still it is widely used in books and by literate people. That means you will not sound like a wierdo if you ever say нежели, but quite the contrary - you will sound respectable.  
Скорее followed by "
..., чем + noun / pronoun / verb" would quite often mean 
rather.