Thread: My English for your Russian

Good afternoon! My name is Jared and I'm from Ontario, Canada. My age is 19 years old. I can offer my English for your Russian and any level of knowledge is acceptable. My Russian is presently at a novice level.

Hello! My name is Helen, I am 27. I live in Russia. I am interested in learning languages too. I have some experience of teaching so I think it can be a mutual benefit. My e-mail is hsolt@aport2000.ru
Do you have an ICQ?

Привет, меня зовут Катя. Я из Москвы. Мне 23 года. Такой exchange мне очень подходит. Мой адрес: fox-kate@mail.ru, icq 190924787.

Hello! My name is Sergey, I am 24.
I live in Mukachevo, Ukraine.
It is a small town in Transcarpathia.
I'm interested also in learning English language
and teach Russian or Ukrainian in exchange.

My e-mail: spetznaz@list.ru
Mobile: +38-050-69268039
Icq: 5552600

Hello, My name is Venera. I live in Moscow and my native language is Russian. I'll be glad to write to you in Russian and English. Write to me if you have a chance. My e-mail ven-T@yandex.ru

Здравствуй Jared. Я Александр, из России. Мне 18 лет. Давай попробуем пиши сюда

hastenax AT yandex DOT COM

ICQ#: 60412030[/b]

Originally Posted by intman_green

Здравствуй Jared. Я Александр, из России. Мне 18 лет. Давай попробуем пиши сюда

hastenax AT yandex DOT COM

ICQ#: 60412030

sorry email is wrong

hastenax AT yandex DOT ru

Hallo!
I can help you with Russian.

dashapv@gmail.com

Hallo, Jared!
Let's try.

dashapv@gmail.com

dashapv@gmail.com

dashapv@gmail.com

In case nobody caught it before:

dashapv@gmail.com

In behalf of the movement for the denoobization I modestly turn your accurate attention to the fact that you must click at dashapv@gmail.com and type a relevant piece of information in case to establish thereby the mail contact to the person owing the aforesaid address and conduct the productive communication in accord with the agreement of the two parties to exchange their experience herewith.

P.S. I know I can't beat you, Kalinka!

P.P.S. How do I sound? Anyone?

Originally Posted by Rtyom

In behalf of the movement for the denoobization I modestly turn your accurate attention to the fact that you must click at dashapv@gmail.com and type a relevant piece of information in case to establish thereby the mail contact to the person owing the aforesaid address and conduct the productive communication in accord with the agreement of the two parties to exchange their experience herewith.

Чё?

Originally Posted by kalinka_vinnie

Originally Posted by Rtyom

In behalf of the movement for the denoobization I modestly turn your accurate attention to the fact that you must click at dashapv@gmail.com and type a relevant piece of information in case to establish thereby the mail contact to the person owing the aforesaid address and conduct the productive communication in accord with the agreement of the two parties to exchange their experience herewith.

Чё?

Translation:

If you're not dumb, take this email and write a coupla lines just to chat and share your views with the other person.

Is my officialese vague? I have to work it out.

Offtopic:

Originally Posted by Rtyom

I'm summonable

You're what?

Originally Posted by net surfer

Offtopic:

Originally Posted by Rtyom

I'm summonable

You're what?

Потри лампу и узнаешь.

Originally Posted by Rtyom

P.P.S. How do I sound? Anyone?

You sound very good, I had to look at the username a couple of times to make sure it was you and not a native English speaker!!! I do have some suggestions, though (although what you said is perfectly clear)

(your words, and ones I think sound a little better below them)

must click on
must click at

in case to
in order to

the aforesaid
the aforementioned

in accord with the agreement
accord = agreement, so it's a little repetitive

herewith
heretofore sounds a little better

-Fantom

Originally Posted by Rtyom

In behalf of the movement for the denoobization I modestly turn your accurate attention to the fact that you must click at dashapv@gmail.com and type a relevant piece of information in case to establish thereby the mail contact to the person owing the aforesaid address and conduct the productive communication in accord with the agreement of the two parties to exchange their experience herewith.

Other things Fantom choosed to ignore (naugthy)

- There is no such thing as accurate attention. Just attention is fine.
- "a relevant piece information" does not work. "typr relevant information"
- in fact that whole sentence sounds better as "type relevant information to establish by that email contact with the person who owens the aforementioned address..."
"conduct productive information"

Awright:

In behalf of the movement for the denoobization I modestly turn your attention to the fact that you must click at dashapv@gmail.com and type relevant information in order to establish thereby the mail contact to the person who owns the aforementioned address and conduct the productive communication in accord with the two parties to exchange their experience heretofore.

Our company in the person of Rtyom expresses much gratitude for your courteous acceptance of the precursory message and anticipates a soon reception to the native speakers community.

Thanks for your comments!

And some specfication... Kalinka, does "thereby" work or "by that" looks more relevant?

Fantom, I didn't even know of existence of such a complex word "heretofore". Anyway, I can say a woohoo! 'Cause I grasped the idea.