Thread: EASIEST SCANDINAVIAN LANGUAGE

In Russian I have heard that the word for Spanish female is the same as the word for Influenza...

VM, Khalida
What if you two have a real-time conversation through some free internet telephony system (I know skype for example)?
There’s also another way: I’ll try to find some Danish forum and post your sentences that initiated your “Croatian” argument there and ask if there’s something wrong with them. What if both are correct and it’s just another example how different native speakers disagree about the usage of their language .

Even if they meet in person, Vendor will maintain that the Croat sent some Danish hotty to trick him. I cannot see any lapse in that logic, though, it is perfectly OK.

Originally Posted by Friendy

VM, Khalida
What if you two have a real-time conversation through some free internet telephony system (I know skype for example)?
There’s also another way: I’ll try to find some Danish forum and post your sentences that initiated your “Croatian” argument there and ask if there’s something wrong with them. What if both are correct and it’s just another example how different native speakers disagree about the usage of their language .

....and share my sexy glottal stops with Mr. Grumphy Bear ..... no way, he hasnt earned that

If needed I could allways sweet talk some russians I know from another board to come here, but right now Im having fun. I like stubborn :P

Originally Posted by bad manners

Even if they meet in person, Vendor will maintain that the Croat sent some Danish hotty to trick him. I cannot see any lapse in that logic, though, it is perfectly OK.

Originally Posted by Khalida

..... and why would anybody go through all that to fool you

Because you'd rather die than acknowledge your defeat. You know your Danish is very good and you may even have tricked a Norwegian drunk or two on a ferry to Stavanger into thinking you are Danish, but that's not quite the kind of level which could trick professionals. You know, there was this bloke here once who pretended to be Norwegian but confronted with the errors he'd made in his posts he changed his tactics - he started to pose as a Saami shepherd or something. Naive that he was he was soon exposed again - Now, Saami is a rare language but it isn't impossible to find educated native speakers of it, which I did and the little dunlop tyre left the forum in shame.

Either you really do think Im croatian, which is absolutely insane or you allready know Im not, but are to stubborn to admit you were wrong.

I'm sorry, Croatian boy, I'm pals with one of the world's most prominent linguists - and he happens to be Danish - born and bred - and he knows the type of mistakes that Croats make in their Danish for a) he is a professor of Slavic languages, b) he is married to a Croatian woman. I'm sorry, Croatian lad, I have perfectly good reasons to trust his judgement. I'm seldom wrong and when I am wrong I readily admit it. In this case, however, you're the one who's feeding us BS and I'm the one who's exposed your lies.

little dunlop tyre

.. this is very amusing for me but isn't the purpose of language to communicate? Do you really think people can follow stuff like that?

Originally Posted by waxwing

little dunlop tyre

.. this is very amusing for me but isn't the purpose of language to communicate? Do you really think people can follow stuff like that?

I know people who duke of york 90% of the time like that. Welcome to British English, my Croatian china.

[quote=Zhenya][quote]Should these words be similar in Swedish and Finnish? I don

En del ord

Originally Posted by VendingMachine

Originally Posted by Khalida

..... and why would anybody go through all that to fool you

Because you'd rather die than acknowledge your defeat. You know your Danish is very good and you may even have tricked a Norwegian drunk or two on a ferry to Stavanger into thinking you are Danish, but that's not quite the kind of level which could trick professionals.

Either you really do think Im croatian, which is absolutely insane or you allready know Im not, but are to stubborn to admit you were wrong.

I'm sorry, Croatian boy, I'm pals with one of the world's most prominent linguists - and he happens to be Danish - born and bred - and he knows the type of mistakes that Croats make in their Danish for a) he is a professor of Slavic languages, b) he is married to a Croatian woman. I'm sorry, Croatian lad, I have perfectly good reasons to trust his judgement. I'm seldom wrong and when I am wrong I readily admit it. In this case, however, you're the one who's feeding us BS and I'm the one who's exposed your lies.

Link : Jubii.Woman, also known as chickenfarm - please not the join date, and feel free to browse postings. Though I doubt you'll find shoes, shopping and make-up the most facinating to read.

Alternative link : Pravda.ru Please note joindate and feel free to browse (through all that anti-russian crap people post. )

What can I say Im allmost looking forward to your next conspiration theory..... kinda like eagerly awaiting next empisode of a great thriller :P

Khalida

There's someone at this other forum nicknamed "VendingMachine". He also posts to three more forums. Allegedly he comes from Botswana. That's what his profiles say. I'm that person. My proof is that the profile says the same: VendingMachine. Unfortunately, the location is different I'm not from Botswana, I'm from St Pete, Russia. So you can say that I took that person's nick. Borrowed, stole, whatever. But so did you, my stubborn Croatian lad. Just how does some Danish girl's profile at some obscure forum prove that you're that very same person? Sorry, lad, you're Croatian all the same.
You know, I can do a little search round internet forums and "borrow" some poor git's nickname and open an account here and then refer to that poor git's profile as "proof" of my identity. I've never laughed so heartily in all my born days, Khalida. We're not stupid here, Khalida, we see your moves before you even think of making them.

Why do you think he's Croatian?

Originally Posted by Zhenya

Why do you think he's Croatian?

For ****'s sake, man, scroll up and read my posts, I've explained this a thousand times already.

Originally Posted by VendingMachine

Khalida

You know, I can do a little search round internet forums and "borrow" some poor git's nickname and open an account here and then refer to that poor git's profile as "proof" of my identity. I've never laughed so heartily in all my born days, Khalida. We're not stupid here, Khalida, we see your moves before you even think of making them.

The registrations dates are well over 1

Originally Posted by Zhenya

Why do you think he's Croatian?

SHE, damn it, SHE !!

[quote=Khalida]
The registrations dates are well over 1

I've just ICQ'd the Khalida from that Pravda forum - she has never heard of masterrussian, which means - you guessed it - that that Khalida has nothing to do with our Khalida. It's a fair cop, innit, my dear Croatian friend? Probably you overlooked the ICQ field in that profile and so did I the first time I glanced at it. It was when I decided to study it a bit more carefully that I discovered that there was an ICQ number (whoops, my dear friend, whoops) there and naturally I contacted that person and that person turned out to be someone else. Naturally, I triumphed.

Originally Posted by VendingMachine

I've just ICQ'd the Khalida from that Pravda forum - she has never heard of masterrussian, which means - you guessed it - that that Khalida has nothing to do with our Khalida. It's a fair cop, innit, my dear Croatian friend? Probably you overlooked the ICQ field in that profile and so did I the first time I glanced at it. It was when I decided to study it a bit more carefully that I discovered that there was an ICQ number (whoops, my dear friend, whoops) there and naturally I contacted that person and that person turned out to be someone else. Naturally, I triumphed.

Bla bla bla

well all speculations, but VM couldn't this just be an amusing coinsidence, all of those Croatian connections you make...Im sure he could be mistaken for many other things...