People ask me, why would I learn Serbian?!
To speak to serbians, of course!
I have yet to obtain desired level of proficiency, so, I ask for help!
I will translate simple phrases into srbski, and you will tell me how crazy they sound.
I'm learning serbian.
Учим српски.
Where is it?
Где је оно?
Hello, I am insane!
Здраво, луд сам!
He is going to Belgrade.
in Belgrade perhaps?
Он је у Београду.
I don't want to know.
Нећу зна.
Or is it знам?
I like to fart!
Волим да прдим!
Prdnuti? Prdnutim? Prditi? Prdim?
Why I would say this is unclear, but I need to know which is the correct term for releasing gas from buttocks!
Is this my Pig?
Је ли ово моја свинја?
or is word for pig свинња?
Answer my questions if you desire! Tell me how awful my language skills are! Your assistance will be greatly appreciated! Also, help me improve my skills, please.