Thanks to all of you. At least there were some words that I heard right.
Knowing that you guys don’t get it either is a great relief for me.
Jazz, you’ll be surprised to know that your words:
“Maybe if you got drunk or stoned you could figure this one out?” almost word for word correspond to the well known Russian colloquial expression “Без бутылки не разберёшься!”
So East and West aren’t that far from each other after all.