"This next piece of material, like most good ideas, is fairly simple. It's just a list of people who ought to be killed.

Starting with these people who read self help books. Why do so many people need help? Life is not that complicated. You get up, you go to work, you eat three good meals, you take one good shit and you go back to bed. What's the fucking mystery? And the part that I don't understand, if you're looking for self help, why would you read a book written by somebody else? That's not self help.... that's help. There's no such thing as self help, if you did it yourself, you didn't need help. You did it yourself. Try to pay attention to the language we've all agreed on.

And a similiar mystery to me. Motivation books, motivation seminars. Why would anyone need to be motivated by someone else? I say if you lack motivation, a seminar isn't going to help ya. What you really need is to be smashed over the head thirty or fourty times with a golf club. That'll fucking motivate ya. Or else it'll at least get you up and moving around the room. You know, locate your socks and shit like that. Get the day rolling. Motivation is bullshit. If you ask me, this country could use a little less motivation. The people who are motivated are the people who are causing all the trouble. Stock swindlers, seriel killers, child molesters... christian conservatives. These people are highly motivated, highly motivated. And anyway, I think motivation is over rated. You show me some lazy prick whose lying around all day watching game shows and stroking his penis and I'll show you someone who is not causing any fucking trouble!"