Hee! You called me "akh!" I suppose that is normal in Arabic, but of course I'm not used to it...what about "Yaa khuuyi?" I've heard they only talk like that to each otehr when they're in the mosque though...
il hamdu lilah.
la, ana maa mitzawwaj, a9zab ya9ni. Laysh tas'al?
9umri sitta9shar sana. ana at9allam il chinese.