If I was making up stories about my apartment I wouldn't be going through all of the hassels necessary for changing flats.
So exactly what floor do you live on VM? Must not be very high or is your rope ladder long enough for 22 stories? As for the neighbors having regular fire drills I want you to send us a photo.My 25 year old soviet building has 606 flats which roughly estimates out to over 2000 people in residence. Maybe you can come visit me and teach us all how to do a fire drill! Bring beer and maybe a few of the neighbors will laugh instead of punch you in the face!
As for my insanity, not only Americans but even Russians tell me I am insane for moving here.