Good grief.

Here's a summary of the thread for you bad manners. If you still don't get it afterwards, feel free to ask for more help.

1)
Several people made the observation that there were a lot of doors in Russian houses (some aluded to the perfectly obvious reasons, others didn't).

2)
VM needlessly took this an insult againts Russia and all Russians, and proceded to go on one of his multi-post paranoid rants, and rather than dispute, debate, or point out those perfectly obvious reasons many Russian houses require more than one door, he chose to deny the existence of those doors, and attack those who had made the observations as liars.

3)
At this point I decided to take the piss out of him. Apparently, everyone got it except you.

4)
Against this background (remember, many people had made the same completely harmless observation, but none had passed any judgement whatsoever apart from VM himself), you chose to come blundering into the thread, calling people names for not understanding something it was blinding obvious everyone did understand very well, and echoing the very sentiments (or rabid paranoia) we were in the process of laughing at.

5)
Your combination of fundementally missing the point of the Thread So Far, and the venom with which you did so, was extremely funny in that context, which lead Lindzi and I to laugh at you.

6)
This, in turn, caused you to take the hump and start hurling (disappointingly unimaginitive) insults at both of us.

7)
The rest of the thread has been a comical sequence of exchanged insults, punctuated with my efforts to explain to you what everyone else knew a dozen or so posts ago.

Do you get it yet, or would you like to continue make a further tit of yourself? It's up to you, I'm easy.