You really are a moron bad manners, but since you've made me laugh twice today already I'll spell it out for you.

Of course I'd read the whole thread before posting my comments about Russian doors, that was the whole point. It was a piss-take, intended to wind up Vending Machine for the amusement of myself and everyone else who finds his 'you're all lying anti-Russian propagandists' rants as absurd and funny as I do (which evidently includes all the other Russians on the board), since there is absolutely no point in trying to reason with him anyway. He takes any observation that he doesn't like, whether or not the observation was stated with any malice, as a direct attack on him and his country, which is ridiculous, and he deserves all the contempt he receives.

Hence my 'giggle' comment at his response.

As it happens, my own street-to-livingroom door count happens to be 6 (two front doors, one secure-entry, two internal fire doors, my own front door, and the door between my hall and living room), but the fact that I don't have a problem with the number of doors in Russian houses should have been obvious to anyone with a brain anyway, and that even if the number did surprise me, I stated quite clearly, albeit sarcastically, that I understood the need for them to have all the ones they do.

Hence my 'Geez, anyone would think Russia had problems with petty crime and harsh winters....' comment.

Amusingly, it appears all of this was only obvious to the 'British and American Idiots', as you so eloquently phrased it.

That it wound you up enough for you to come blundering into the thread calling people names and making a fool of yourself, yet again, was just an added bonus.

Hence my 'two for the price of one' comment.

Is there anything else I can help you with, sweetheart?