Hee. It sure it a good thing you caught me in that lie, VM. Because otherwise some other poster might have believed what I wrote and thought I did all that!

Weirdly enough, though, the чайная самовар is a real restaurant. I used to eat lunch there occasionally. They're a branch of чайная ложка, actually, and I think the poor grammar of their name is supposed to be a joke, albeit a rather stupid one.