Quote Originally Posted by al View Post
Летят две вороны на сверхзвуковой скорости:
Шмяк. Шмяк.
- Вижу!
- Стена!
Шмяк. Шмяк.
- !ужиВ
- !анетС
Однажды полетели две вороны на сверхсветовой скорости...

P.S. A well-known English limerick:

There was a young woman, Miss Bright,
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She went out one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night!