Thread: Говорят дети

I read this yesterday and would like to share. Children's talk is one of my most favorite kinds of humor.

Трехлетний Ваня упрашивает родителей за завтраком:
- Мам, ну пожалуйста, можно я не буду есть этот дависсимо?

Comments:
Даниссимо - Danissimo (we have a lot of commercials in Russia advertising it)
Давиться - to eat smth. with great difficulty and reluctance(when smth. is untasty or you are already stuffed), often with a feeling that you may vomit any moment.
Example: Я давлюсь этим супом. (used with instrumental case)
It also means to choke:
давиться от смеха (used with genitive) - to choke with laughter
You can read more of children's talk here: www.bgorod.ru/children
It's a column on this page under the name "Детский лепет".

Recently I've read such «children speech» in a newspaper. It looked so sharp and straight so I started to believe that such kind of humour is thought out by adults.

Friendy - Mне очень нравится это! У нас есть 4 дети. Они часто говорят смешчой.

to Karina: Do you write down what they say? It would be fun for them to read it when they are adults.
When I was a kid my grandpa recorded a lot of my talking and I enjoy reading it from time to time.
What was the funniest thing your children said?