Из старого номера [анг. = "routine"] Джорджа Карлина об "Интервью с Иисусом":

INTERVIEWER: Jesus, many people say that you miraculously turned water into wine during a wedding feast in Cana. Is this really true?

JESUS:[sighing] This is totally false, and I wish that my followers would stop spreading this rumor. [pause] The truth is, there was ONE time where I did turn apple juice into milk -- but water into wine, NEVER!