Thread: I am your father

And Russian tabloids reveal the shocking truth about Yoda's parents:
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Rumours are rife that Darth Vader himself has appeared recently in Odessa, Ukraine and demanded ten hundred square meters of land, arguing that mayor of the city is obviously on the dark side and will gladly help him. In the end, he got what he wanted because every Ukrainian citizen is entitled to it, and Darth Vader actually showed Ukrainian passport.