From the 'incongruous juxtaposition' school of humour....
has anyone else seen this one? it really made me laugh
From the 'incongruous juxtaposition' school of humour....
has anyone else seen this one? it really made me laugh
Море удачи и дачу у моря
hahahahAHAHAHA thats funny! where did u find that? HAHAHA hahahaa lol lol lol
her:"yah hachoo.."
Me:....."BLESS YOU"
I can't read what's on it except 'Coca Cola'. Or is that the joke?
If so, it isn't that uncommon in Holland to make your own Cola... I've never tried it, but I've seen recipes...
Army Anti-Strapjes
Nay, mats jar tripes
Jasper is my Tartan
I am a trans-Jert spy
Jerpty Samaritans
Pijams are tyrants
Jana Sperm Tit Arsy
Don't worry Jasper .. I should have added the proviso that it probably isn't funny for non-Russians, or people who haven't been here..
the point is that these 'банки' are often used to store домашний produce, especially vegetables and sauces and such like. You very often see them being sold at markets, and often varenye or some such made at the home of one of your friends, usually by babushka/i.
Море удачи и дачу у моря
Прикольно!
А как вам это?
http://www.korova.ru/humor/viewer.php?id=1798
http://www.korova.ru/humor/viewer.php?id=1780
Я не волшебник, я только учусь
perviy, prikolna tozhe .. izvinitye, no ne magu napisat pa russki zdyes..
no ftaroy, eta shto?
spirt - alcoholic drink?
Море удачи и дачу у моря
perviy, prikolna tozhe .. izvinitye, no ne magu napisat pa russki zdyes..
no ftaroy, eta shto?
spirt - alcoholic drink?
Море удачи и дачу у моря
More than drink... It's a pure alcohol.Originally Posted by waxwing
Gib immer 100% bei der Arbeit: 12% am Montag, 23% am Dienstag, 40% am Mittwoch, 20% am Donnerstag, 5% am Freitag ...
It's liquidized soul of Ozzy Osbourn, spirt is... Deamon Alcahol...
Show yourself - destroy our fears - release your mask
About this one:Originally Posted by solo
В роддоме муж ожидает известий от жены. Выходит врач и сообщает:
-- Поздравляю!...
Новоиспечённый отец нетерпеливо перебивает:
-- Мальчик?!..
-- Нет...
-- А КТО ЖЕ??
Tongue-tied and twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I
hey coll man, they make coke in gallons
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