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    Offering help :-)

    To all Russian speakers learning English. Im a native English speaker willing to give help for whatever you need. If you wish on learning a whole new "part" of the language for example: How to order food in a restaurant, then I am open. Just post what you need right here

    Though there is one drawback, I dont speak Russian ¬_¬

    So I will give you "advanced" tutoring for English.

    And feel free to post your posts in Russian, as I have a translator at the ready.

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    Welcome, Satsuma!

    Are you offering "advanced" English tutoring free?... or for pay? There is a difference for forum rules.

    And my Russian is not good, so no worries. My second language is actually Spanish, and Russian is my third.

    What is your English dialect?... Canadian, U.K., Australian, American, Scottish, Irish? Some of our members want to learn a particular dialect... others want to learn 'general'/conversational English.

    Also, in tutoring for "advanced" English... can you tutor technical, business, engineering, legal, or scientific English?

    The forum is very informal... people ask what they need help with... and our "Band of English-speaking brothers" try to help.

    Our "Big Brother/Sister" is MasterAdmin. S/he's excellent. (Sorry MasterAdmin... I've never asked whether you're a girl or guy. )

    Welcome aboard!

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    Hehe ok. I am from England so I use the UK dialect which is what everyone should use as it is what I call "native" English.

    I will offer this all for free.

    And yeah I can teach you anything you want, buisness, ANYTHING you need to know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satsuma
    Hehe ok. I am from England so I use the UK dialect which is what everyone should use as it is what I call "native" English.
    O.K.! UK's fine here. I'm American... please don't hate me.

    Again, welcome aboard.

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    Re: Offering help :-)

    Quote Originally Posted by Satsuma
    To all Russian speakers learning English. Im a native English speaker willing to give help for whatever you need. If you wish on learning a whole new "part" of the language for example: How to order food in a restaurant, then I am open. Just post what you need right here

    Though there is one drawback, I dont speak Russian ¬_¬

    So I will give you "advanced" tutoring for English.

    And feel free to post your posts in Russian, as I have a translator at the ready.
    So how to order food in a restaurant?
    «И всё, что сейчас происходит внутре — тоже является частью вселенной».

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    Let me guess. You must raise you hand and shout: "garson!". Right?
    The bear looked at the car, and reflections of fire danced in his eyes. He knew what to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ST
    Let me guess. You must raise you hand and shout: "garson!". Right?

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    Ordering food:

    Извините меня кельнер, смогите я пожалуйста иметь = Excuse me waiter may I please have (Now list what you want to eat)

    И для пустыни = And for desert (List the desert you want)

    Extra's:

    Еда была симпатична = The food was lovely

    Еда не была моего стандарта = The food was not of my standard

    Now that is very basic food ordering.

    Advanced:

    В мою еду можете вы принять вне = In my meal can you take out the (List what you want taken out)

    Все гайки в еде? Im аллергическое = Is there any nuts in the meal? Im allergic (I used nuts as an example as it is very common but you replace it with whatever your asking.

    Будет вся из этой цены? = How much will all of this cost?



    There you go. That should get you exactly what you want in an English restaurant and maybe more : )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satsuma
    Ordering food:

    Извините меня кельнер, смогите я пожалуйста иметь = Excuse me waiter may I please have (Now list what you want to eat)

    И для пустыни = And for desert (List the desert you want)

    Extra's:

    Еда была симпатична = The food was lovely

    Еда не была моего стандарта = The food was not of my standard

    Now that is very basic food ordering.

    Advanced:

    В мою еду можете вы принять вне = In my meal can you take out the (List what you want taken out)

    Все гайки в еде? Im аллергическое = Is there any nuts in the meal? Im allergic (I used nuts as an example as it is very common but you replace it with whatever your asking.

    Будет вся из этой цены? = How much will all of this cost?



    There you go. That should get you exactly what you want in an English restaurant and maybe more : )

    Well, I don't know what to say. I want to say thanks to the Academy, to Mama, to Papa and to my dog. I love you all.

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    Ordering food:
    -- Да? Коту Ваське, бл##?
    -- Нет, Я кот Васька :-/

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    I said advanced didnt I? ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satsuma
    I said advanced didnt I? ^^
    It's just your Russian... sorry.
    Well, I don't know what to say. I want to say thanks to the Academy, to Mama, to Papa and to my dog. I love you all.

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    Re: Offering help :-)

    Quote Originally Posted by Satsuma
    And feel free to post your posts in Russian, as I have a translator at the ready.
    What is this translator?

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    Oh the Russian?

    http://babelfish.altavista.com/

    >_<

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satsuma
    I'd advice you not to use this. It translays you English phrases into nonsense. For example "desert" it translated like "пустыня" (a hot place with camels and a lot of sand) The right word is "десерт".
    Please, correct my mistakes, except for the cases I misspell something on purpose!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Basil77
    Quote Originally Posted by Satsuma
    I'd advice you not to use this. It translays you English phrases into nonsense. For example "desert" it translated like "пустыня" (a hot place with camels and a lot of sand) The right word is "десерт".
    It's WYSIWYG. Desert means desert, and dessert means dessert.

    Сацума жжот не по-деЦЦки!
    «И всё, что сейчас происходит внутре — тоже является частью вселенной».

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    I've just erupted into laughter!!! I like the following thing best of all.
    Все гайки в еде? Im аллергическое = Is there any nuts in the meal? Im allergic (I used nuts as an example as it is very common but you replace it with whatever your asking.
    "A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read"
    Mark Twain
    American author/essayist (1835-1910)
    WHSmith

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    All translations are funny. My favorite, Все гайки в еде? Im аллергическое = Is there any nuts in the meal? Im allergic (I used nuts as an example as it is very common but you replace it with whatever your asking.

    I may be allergic to "орехи" but "гайки" in my food really scare me
    Well, I don't know what to say. I want to say thanks to the Academy, to Mama, to Papa and to my dog. I love you all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReDSanchous
    I've just erupted into laughter!!! I like the following thing best of all.
    Все гайки в еде? Im аллергическое = Is there any nuts in the meal? Im allergic (I used nuts as an example as it is very common but you replace it with whatever your asking.
    You've read my mind
    Well, I don't know what to say. I want to say thanks to the Academy, to Mama, to Papa and to my dog. I love you all.

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    Rtyom, как думаешь, что ему выдаст робот, когда он твоё "Сацума жжот не по-деЦЦки" туда засунет?


    Satsuma of zhzhot not on -deQQki

    Please, correct my mistakes, except for the cases I misspell something on purpose!

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