Make sure you cc the Pope. I'm sure he'll be very relieved that someone has eventually cleared it all up.
Hey, come on... he might actually say something that doesn't 'sound' naive or overconfident.

Anyways, 44 Cannon, what you were saying about 'clearing up' the problems with Islam and Christianity, you must admit it did sound a lil' bit over-the-top.

I'm sorry but, if what you post doesn't temporarily strike me down with uncontrolable thoughts of "my word, that is so true", I might have to assume you're just another bible-thumping 'n gun-touting crazy guy from America.

I don't like sounding like a jerk, but it's true: what you come up with better be good.