Ты рехнулась? "Are you crazy?"
Пиздюлей тебе мало! rude, mat; something like "it was not enough to kick your ass", not literal, though. You could say "могу и тебе отвесить" in reply. It implies you realise the context very well and that sounds properly. )
Сварливая! "Shrew!"

Also, for kidding female friends, you can use "деловая колбаса" (it seems I've told you or maybe someone else), literally it means "business sausage", but in fact that's a slang word for the women who try to look/act like a business lady (manners, clothes etc). So when your female friend will hurry somewhere, you may use it.