Thread: Я тоже никуда не ездию...

Я тоже никуда не ездию, из подруг их всего 2, с 1 общаемся редко, а другую я люблю не очень, вроде как часто общаемся, но она не такая как 1...
Обычно на сборах перед 1 сентябрем, все спрашивают, кто что делал.. Обычно я пытаюсь сделать вид что меня нет, чтоб просто не спросили, не буду же я говорить что сидела в аське, "ждала у моря погоды", писала чушь в блог и т.д.

Can someone please help me with this paragraph, too difficult to translate.. xD

Thank you so much in advance

Originally Posted by DJ_S

Я тоже никуда не ездию, из подруг их всего 2, с 1 общаемся редко, а другую я люблю не очень, вроде как часто общаемся, но она не такая как 1...
Обычно на сборах перед 1 сентябрем, все спрашивают, кто что делал.. Обычно я пытаюсь сделать вид что меня нет, чтоб просто не спросили, не буду же я говорить что сидела в аське, "ждала у моря погоды", писала чушь в блог и т.д.

Can someone please help me with this paragraph, too difficult to translate.. xD

Thank you so much in advance

This is EXTREMLY colloquial and full of mistakes. Author of this pharagraph comletely ignores grammar.
Translation:

I don't travel too. There are only two friends of mine. I seldom have a chance to communicate with the first one, and I don't actually like very much the other one. Although I often communicate with her, but she isn't like the first one.
Usually at the gatherings before the 1st September everyone asks about what people have been doing. Usually I try to act like I am not there, to avoid beeing asked about it. It's not like I going to say that I was sitting at the ICQ, was waiting something, wrote cr@p into my blog, etc.

Thanks so much basil for translating, if it's not much trouble though, do you mind pointing out the mistakes and correcting them as well...

Well, I can correct the spelling mistakes like [s:3to8hagr]ездию[/s:3to8hagr] езжу or grammar mistakes like [s:3to8hagr]перед 1 сентябрем[/s:3to8hagr] перед 1 сентября, but the entire cr@ppy style of this 'opus' is beyond correction imho, sorry.

Haha, it's that bad huh? well, if you can, can you rephrase the paragraph in the correct way? Again, if it's not much trouble, that is...

Originally Posted by DJ_S

Я тоже никуда не ездию, из подруг их всего 2, с 1 общаемся редко, а другую я люблю не очень, вроде как часто общаемся, но она не такая как 1...
Обычно на сборах перед 1 сентябрем, все спрашивают, кто что делал.. Обычно я пытаюсь сделать вид что меня нет, чтоб просто не спросили, не буду же я говорить что сидела в аське, "ждала у моря погоды", писала чушь в блог и т.д.

Can someone please help me with this paragraph, too difficult to translate.. xD

Thank you so much in advance

It's schoolgirl's thoughts ). The sense would be this:
I don’t travel [go] anywhere either. I have 2 (female)friends. I don’t communicate with the first one too much and the latter… well, I have no special sympathy of her , we talk much, but she’s unlike the 1st one.
Usually, when we all gather together before Sept the 1st, everyone asks each other who was doing what during the summer…
As a matter of fact I try to pretend I’m not present, just not to be asked. you know, I can’t go like “I was spending hours in ICQ waiting in vain for something and visiting blogs writing nonsense there, stuff like that etc

Thanks Russian, that actually makes perfect sense, I get the whole writing style now.

Hahaha! That makes perfect sence. I haven't realised that it's a schoolgirl's writings. Maybe it's because it's been ages since I talked with a schoolgirl. I thought that the author is adult and that she is incredibly dumb.

Bazil, I believe it wasn't too hard to guess. Because school year starts just on the 1st of September in Russia And the writing style is kind of self-explanatory, whether the author is dumb or maybe just a schoolgirl.

Is somebody trying to read someone else's mail? We do not appreciate spies.

Originally Posted by Lampada

Is somebody trying to read someone else's mail? We do not appreciate spies.

What are you talking about? This was from a blog in blog.ru...

Oh sorry, nevermind then.