I know that this topic might not be acceptable here, but I'm going to try it anyway.
I was wondering if a native speaker would perhaps teach me a few Russian swear words and/or phrases. As I have mentioned in another post I am in a Chekhov play and a few of my fellow actors want to preserve our tradition of having an inside joke for the final performance that we use to try an make each other laugh. They all want me to try to find some Russian curse word(s) to use. Therefore, I'm here asking you all.
Admins, if you don't like this post or whatever, just delete it. I won't make a fuss.