Being serious now, I don't think we should be responding to this person's requests.

1. There is rarely an introduction or even a simple 'please' or 'thanks'.
2. They are very short and very frequent.
3. The Translate This! section is getting quite full of them. Just look down the topics list.
4. They offer nothing to the forum.

Usually I am not very serious on these forums, but for once I am. I love MR, it is a great place to learn about and discuss the Russian language, culture, history, politics etc. It is not a translation service. Especially for translation of this nature.

That is all.