Thread: Need help translating this

Originally Posted by saintbe

девочки всем добра и мужика хорошего чтоб могли позволить наколоть подтянуиь или одеть

≈ Girls, I wish you all good and also a good boyfriend so you can afford tattoos, face lifting, and cloths.

Originally Posted by saintbe

ужасно кольнули губы ьебе.

≈ You’ve had your lips augmented horribly.

(‘тебе’ is more probable than ‘себе’ since ‘ь’ is next to ‘т’ on the keyboard.)