Thread: First Translation

Here's the iteration number two (yes, I have mathematical education ).

Я слышал, как в банный день террористы объявили всемирный потоп
С меня содрали три шкуры, выдали жабры и намылили зеленкой лоб
Но слава Богу и ЖЭКу, все обошлось: как всегда, не хватило воды
Но война с терроризмом сковала страну для новой, официальной беды

I heard on bathing day terrorists announcing the Flood
They skinned me three times, gave me gills and covered my forehead with brilliant green
But thank God and the housing office, everything turned out all right: as always, there wasn't enough water
But the War Against Terrorism bound a country for the new, official trouble/misfortune/disaster

Мир забывает, это проще- не печалься о том
Рука дрожит, кого-то мочит, вышивая крестом
Рубахой алой облака, плывут гранаты комет
Одену ночью на тебя свой пистолет

The world forgets, it is easier, so don't be sad about that
The hand is trembling and killing somebody, cross-stiching
Clouds are like a scarlet shirt, grenades of comets float
At night I will dress you in my pistol

Wow, was I ever off. Is it full of idioms or something, or was it just poor tranlsating on my part?

Originally Posted by Darobat

"The Gene of a Crocodile and his Friends"?

It's of course incorrect but it sounds much more intriguing.

Originally Posted by Friendy

Originally Posted by Darobat

"The Gene of a Crocodile and his Friends"?

It's of course incorrect but it sounds much more intriguing.

Directly to the science fiction channel.