First off, hi.

Second, the first person to ask if I have to kill a relative or small child to get a stripe is going to get an M16 buttstock to the jaw.

Third... um... hi?

Wait. I already said that.

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And now for somethign completely different.

I've been a bit of a language freak for quite a while. I know Latin very well, and have a passing familiarity with Scottish Gaelic, Japanese, and Tagalog (as I'm sure someone familiar with Okinawa can understand ). I've decided to pick up Russian since it seems to be more useful and necessary in the military nowadays (a guy in my shop got to go to Hawai for a week as a translator. B*stard.) so I thought I'd cash in.

Oh. And because of women.

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Carry on.