I think at least their coach is a dead man for sure.Originally Posted by Ramil
They will probably all get executed when they come back to North KoreaAnyone else feel really really bad for North Korea (7:0 OUCH!)
Kim Jong Il will personally cane them probably
Please, correct my mistakes, except for the cases I misspell something on purpose!
It's getting worse for North Koreans they're losing again ... 2-0 at half time
during the break, they are probably on skype watching their families getting tortured ... for motivational purposes
If I was kiddin' you, I'd be wearin' a fez and no pants. (Lennie Briscoe)
I bet Kim Jung Il tells the people that they won every game by 40.
Just like when he said that in his first round of golf, he was 38 under par with 5 hole-in-ones. He also bowled a perfect game in his first time.
Anyway, Spain-Chile is about to start; that should be good.
Go, USA! The finish to the Algeria game was amazingly exciting.
I'm disappointed. Brazil vs. Portugal simply didn't want to risk anything since both teams knew they're make it into the play-off.
Well, the drama only begins now.
Send me a PM if you need me.
Судью на мыло!
How can I say this phrase in english?
В основном безвреден.
Давно пора спорные голевые фрагменты отсматривать в повторах, как в хоккее.
И ворота сделать пошире, чтобы голов было побольше.
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
Sure, after reading too much 19th century Russian literature, you might think that Russia is not the most optimistic nation on the planet.
But this proves that Russians are extremely optimistic: Eight percent of Russians believe their national team will win the World Cup, despite the fact that it never qualified for the tournament, an independent poll has showed.
And, while on the topic of Football, here's a Soviet cartoon on the theme (on youtube)
Как казаки в футбол играли Part 1 (How the Cossacks played football)
Как казаки в футбол играли Part 2
This cartoon is from a series of cartoons called "Казаки" (Cossacks) made by the "Kiev Science Films" studio (Kievnauchfilm) in Kiev, Ukraine. There are nine cartoons in the series, all of them have no dialogue, and feature the same characters in a variety of adventures (they meet aliens, attend the Olympics in Greece, help the three Musketeers, etc). Great stuff for fans of animation.
Cossacks vs. Germany
While the Cossacks win in the cartoon, in reality Germany's going to kick Argentina's a**.
If I was kiddin' you, I'd be wearin' a fez and no pants. (Lennie Briscoe)
But what do you say about the octopus? It has predicted something quite different!While the Cossacks win in the cartoon, in reality Germany's going to kick Argentina's a**.
"If in the end, Misha, you are destined to lose this game, there is no need for the reason to be cowardice!"
Oh, I just checked. The octopus has indeed picked Germany to beat Argentina.
But who cares? Germany won in 2006 because the referee was mad. Now it's time for revenge! Пусть осьминог идет на все четыре стороны!
"If in the end, Misha, you are destined to lose this game, there is no need for the reason to be cowardice!"
Мы и без осьминога порвём их, как Тузик грелку!
Пусть осьминог идет на все четыре стороны!
Ну, надеюсь.
В основном безвреден.
Eight percent of Russians believe their national team will win the World Cup, despite the fact that it never qualified for the tournament, an independent poll has showed.Go, Russians, Go! Ole! Ole!
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
Надеюсь, сегодня будет рубка: Бразилия-Нидерланды.
Дайте две!
Octopus is a common ingredient in Japanese cuisine... a live octopus may be sliced up and the legs eaten while still squirming, which continues for some minutesBut what do you say about the octopus? It has predicted something quite different!
If I was kiddin' you, I'd be wearin' a fez and no pants. (Lennie Briscoe)
Не издевайся. Я про наших ничего не говорю. Ходячие недоразумения. Я даже за них уже давно и не болею.Eight percent of Russians believe their national team will win the World Cup, despite the fact that it never qualified for the tournament, an independent poll has showed.Go, Russians, Go! Ole! Ole!
Германия, вперёд!!
Ну очень на них надеюсь, чтобы они остановили Марадону. Ничего не поделаешь, он мне крайне несимпатичен.
В основном безвреден.
****Warning**** The video is disgusting and you might feel like
This has dampened my German flag waving slightly: German Football Coach Eats Booger.
But I guess as long as they win...
back to flag waving...
If I was kiddin' you, I'd be wearin' a fez and no pants. (Lennie Briscoe)
With apologies to the Brits and their fans, I guess...
found these here
What’s the difference between Cinderella and the England football team?
Cinderella wanted to get to the ball....
Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England Team performance on Sunday was completely s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.
Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa without catching anything.
In a statement from broadcasting house, all future England games will now be shown on the gay porn channel. It is thought that 11 ar****les being regularly shafted is too explicit for regular TV.
I can't believe we only managed a draw against a s**t team we should easily have beaten...... I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.
The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning: "It’s so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling, and facing the impossible," said Jamal Omboto, aged 6.
It has been reported that the English players while preparing for their match against Germany called the police about a white substance they could not identify. Upon arrival the police recognized the substance which is commonly named the Goal Line.
If I was kiddin' you, I'd be wearin' a fez and no pants. (Lennie Briscoe)
Right now I'm most concerned with Brazil-Netherlands. I will never forget their semi-final match in 98. That guy Claudio Taffarel was one heck of a penalty-saver. Anyone else rooting for the Dutch team?
"If in the end, Misha, you are destined to lose this game, there is no need for the reason to be cowardice!"
If even our crooked-legged @$$hole$ could beat them at the last Eurocup, than they surely haven't any chances against Brazil.
Please, correct my mistakes, except for the cases I misspell something on purpose!
Let's not forget that your team's coach was from Netherlands! Who knows, maybe some closed-door negotiations were involved....If even our crooked-legged @$$hole$ could beat them at the last Eurocup...
Fortunately, the current coach of the Brazilian team is no big thing...
"If in the end, Misha, you are destined to lose this game, there is no need for the reason to be cowardice!"
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