APART from vodka...
... and Kalashnikovs.
APART from vodka...
... and Kalashnikovs.
... and cute emigrant women?
Hei, rett norsken min og du er død.
I am a notourriouse misspeller. Be easy on me.
Пожалуйста! Исправляйте мои глупые ошибки (но оставьте умные)!
Yo hablo español mejor que tú.
Trusnse kal'rt eturule sikay!!! ))
Uh, girls. And maybe Бригада.
Вот это да, я так люблю себя. И сегодня я люблю себя, ещё больше чем вчера, а завтра я буду любить себя to ещё больше чем сегодня. Тем что происходит,я вполне доволен!
So there you have it folks! By general concensus it is agreed that the best things to come out of Russian are guns, booze and women.
I'm booking my plane ticket today!! Woo Hooo!!!
Let me be a free man, free to travel, free to stop, free to work, free to trade where I choose, free to choose my own teachers, free to follow the religion of my fathers, free to talk, think and act for myself. - Chief Joseph, Nez Perce
Me... when I'm sober.
The guns, booze and women are a close second.
DDT is buying the first round at the pub! WOO HOO!
I want to be perma-banned...
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It's the Wild West, except without the dysentary! Oh, wait, I'm sure they have that too...Originally Posted by DDT
Заранее благодарю всех за исправление ошибок в моём русском.
Yep, Russian women are great. Here, to be wanted by women you have to own a porsche, a yacht and a little island. In Russia you just get her drunk and buy her a ticket for a bus ride - and she's yours.
I've got a TV, and I'm not afraid to use it
lol reminds me of a funny storyOriginally Posted by adoc
Вот это да, я так люблю себя. И сегодня я люблю себя, ещё больше чем вчера, а завтра я буду любить себя to ещё больше чем сегодня. Тем что происходит,я вполне доволен!
...and the next morning you've got a drunken bitch in your bed and honorea.Originally Posted by adoc
Gib immer 100% bei der Arbeit: 12% am Montag, 23% am Dienstag, 40% am Mittwoch, 20% am Donnerstag, 5% am Freitag ...
Oil guys. Oil and gas.Originally Posted by basurero
Send me a PM if you need me.
Tetris.
The original game was created in Russia.
Send me a PM if you need me.
There's always a solution to a problem; you do her on the bus and use a condom.Originally Posted by JJ
I once followed Dobry's or chaika's link (I don't remember whose) and I discovered an interesting profession (or maybe it's a hobby), it's called "Russian bride". They are dumb, friendly and they don't take money for sex, just promises to take them to a magical land. As far as I could understand, you do have to pay their pimps though.
I've got a TV, and I'm not afraid to use it
Since the glorious Red Army doesn't feature drunken dancing polar bears equiped with nukes, I second women, booze and Tetris. And Gagarin, he was really cool.
The best thing to come outta Russia is ME !!!
Это к финамOriginally Posted by BappaBa
I bet there are so many things.But I'ma say Russian girls.The most renowned
Главное что есть ты у меня...
К финнам.Originally Posted by Wowik
In Russian, all nationalities and their corresponding languages start with a lower-case letter.
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