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    What is the best thing to come out of Russia?

    APART from vodka...

    ... and Kalashnikovs.

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    ... and cute emigrant women?
    Hei, rett norsken min og du er død.
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    Uh, girls. And maybe Бригада.
    Вот это да, я так люблю себя. И сегодня я люблю себя, ещё больше чем вчера, а завтра я буду любить себя to ещё больше чем сегодня. Тем что происходит,я вполне доволен!

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    So there you have it folks! By general concensus it is agreed that the best things to come out of Russian are guns, booze and women.

    I'm booking my plane ticket today!! Woo Hooo!!!
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    Me... when I'm sober.

    The guns, booze and women are a close second.

    DDT is buying the first round at the pub! WOO HOO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDT
    So there you have it folks! By general concensus it is agreed that the best things to come out of Russian are guns, booze and women.

    I'm booking my plane ticket today!! Woo Hooo!!!
    It's the Wild West, except without the dysentary! Oh, wait, I'm sure they have that too...
    Заранее благодарю всех за исправление ошибок в моём русском.

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    Yep, Russian women are great. Here, to be wanted by women you have to own a porsche, a yacht and a little island. In Russia you just get her drunk and buy her a ticket for a bus ride - and she's yours.
    I've got a TV, and I'm not afraid to use it

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    Quote Originally Posted by adoc
    Yep, Russian women are great. Here, to be wanted by women you have to own a porsche, a yacht and a little island. In Russia you just get her drunk and buy her a ticket for a bus ride - and she's yours.
    lol reminds me of a funny story
    Вот это да, я так люблю себя. И сегодня я люблю себя, ещё больше чем вчера, а завтра я буду любить себя to ещё больше чем сегодня. Тем что происходит,я вполне доволен!

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    Quote Originally Posted by adoc
    In Russia you just get her drunk and buy her a ticket for a bus ride - and she's yours.
    ...and the next morning you've got a drunken bitch in your bed and honorea.
    Gib immer 100% bei der Arbeit: 12% am Montag, 23% am Dienstag, 40% am Mittwoch, 20% am Donnerstag, 5% am Freitag ...

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    Re: What is the best thing to come out of Russia?

    Quote Originally Posted by basurero
    APART from vodka...

    ... and Kalashnikovs.
    Oil guys. Oil and gas.
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    Tetris.

    The original game was created in Russia.
    Send me a PM if you need me.

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    Molotov cocktail

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJ
    Quote Originally Posted by adoc
    In Russia you just get her drunk and buy her a ticket for a bus ride - and she's yours.
    ...and the next morning you've got a drunken bitch in your bed and honorea.
    There's always a solution to a problem; you do her on the bus and use a condom.

    I once followed Dobry's or chaika's link (I don't remember whose) and I discovered an interesting profession (or maybe it's a hobby), it's called "Russian bride". They are dumb, friendly and they don't take money for sex, just promises to take them to a magical land. As far as I could understand, you do have to pay their pimps though.
    I've got a TV, and I'm not afraid to use it

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    Since the glorious Red Army doesn't feature drunken dancing polar bears equiped with nukes, I second women, booze and Tetris. And Gagarin, he was really cool.

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    The best thing to come outta Russia is ME !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BappaBa
    Molotov cocktail
    Это к финам

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    I bet there are so many things.But I'ma say Russian girls.The most renowned
    Главное что есть ты у меня...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wowik
    Это к финам
    К финнам.
    In Russian, all nationalities and their corresponding languages start with a lower-case letter.

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