If these countries were just LEFT ALONE, to develop at their own pace, in a way that works in their culture and historical context, they would be happy in their country. If a dictator runs a country in the Middle East, its not the US business! Or if it's socialist, muslim, vegetarian or feminst, or if they elect a pink elephant as their leader. Get it?!

But, no, the US has to force "democracy" on them, so it's easier to steal their natural reasources, like oil, and make sure that none of these countries grow into strong regional powers (Iran, omg, axis of "evil") or gets the idea to ally themselves with Russia or China.

Divide and conquer. And let the EU ("f---k them!") pick up the slap.
Imagine what it would be like if a UhOhXplode sets up a “people’s republic” in Oklahoma and distracts the rogues from Washington with domestic affairs. The Axis of evil may decide that it is the utmost chance to step in. They may easily discard their differences and create a united front against Europe. As a result, you may end up living in a meat-free zone, forcefully worshiping Allah six times a day and working 80 hours a week for the sake of building communism on Mars, while listening feminist slogans all day long and living under the stern gaze of Pink Elephant from every wall to boot! How are you going to withstand such a threat without American aid and army? It sounds next to impossible. Remember, the Axis of evil is not slumbering and unless stopped they are adamant to implement their baleful wishes and mean desires! Imperialism seems to be your only chance for survival!