Thread: A stupid childish subject!

Originally Posted by Wowik

— Ты куда?
— В "Союзпечать"
говно качать,
и две копейки получать!

Это уже не детское, имхо.

- Дяденька, скажи раз
- Раз
- П.дарас
- Скажи пять
- Пять
- П.дарас опять
- Мальчик, скажи десять
- Десять
- Сто х.ев тебе в панаму.
- Не складно, не складно
- Вот тебе делать нех.я - сиди и складывай

Originally Posted by Siriusly

Americans, mostly children, do silly things to each other. They even have names for them; for example, wedgie, wet-willy, knat/thomp, indian burn, nookie, dutch rub; and many more.
What are these things you may ask? A wedgie is pulling someone's underpants up real tight. A wet-willy is wetting your finger in your mouth and sticking it in someone's ear.

So, do Russian kids do these things? What other weird things do they do? And what are they called? If I ever go to Russia, I don't want to be surprised!

You see what you have started?

Originally Posted by gRomoZeka

- Скажи "ты".
- Ты.
- Жопой нюхаешь цветы.

С трёхметровой высоты.

A knat/thomp = is taking your middle finger back far and holding it with your thumb; then releasing it fiercely onto the skull of your target maximizing pain and the that hollow sound when the skull is thomped.

A nookie/noogie/dutch rub involve grabbing a person's skull in the crook of your arm then pounding it quickly with a knuckle/knuckles or rubbing it till it burns.

An indian burn = grabbing someone's forearm with both of your hands touching; then rotating your hands in opposite direction to maximize pain.

Do Russian kids do these things?

Originally Posted by Siriusly

A knat/thomp = is taking your middle finger back far and holding it with your thumb; then releasing it fiercely onto the skull of your target maximizing pain and the that hollow sound when the skull is thomped.

Yep. That's called щелбан ("дать щелбана").

A nookie/noogie/dutch rub involve grabbing a person's skull in the crook of your arm then pounding it quickly with a knuckle/knuckles or rubbing it till it burns.

Mmm. Don't think so. May be modern kids do so due to american movies.

An indian burn = grabbing someone's forearm with both of your hands touching; then rotating your hands in opposite direction to maximize pain.

Yeah, we did that one.