Thread: Spongebob Squarepants

Hey, no problem. I get offended kinda quick, but then I'm over it in about 2.7 seconds. Then I just laugh about it.

Anyway, to my own defense (not that it's necessary, but anyway...) I just plugged the lyrics into the online translator and that's what it spit out. Watch this, I'm going to copy the Russian into the same translator and see what it gives me for English.

You are ready, children?
Yes, yes, the captain!
I cannot hear you.
Yes, yes, the captain!

Ooooooooooo!

Who lives in pineapple under the sea?
Yellow, absorbing, and porous - it.
If navigating nonsense - something, that you wish.
Then decrease on a deck and a failure as a fish.
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Not too bad, I guess. But those last two lines are pretty F'ed up.

'Navigating nonsense as you wish' is pretty laughable!

Да, но мне больше нравицa:
"Then decrease on a deck and a failure as a fish. "

Вы готовы дети?
Да да капитан!
Я вас не слышу!
ДА ДА КАПИТАН!

Кто живёт в ананасе под водой?
Жёлтый, впитывающий и пористый он.
Если навигационная херня то, чего ты хочешь,
(didn't get the last line)

Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.

Originally Posted by adoc

Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.

Huh? Did I miss something? I don't get the joke. (Assuming it was a joke).

Originally Posted by Platinum

Originally Posted by adoc

Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.

Huh? Did I miss something? I don't get the joke. (Assuming it was a joke).

Oh, wait!!!!! As soon as I typed my last message, I finally got the joke!!!! We're back on Monty Python again! Ha ha ha. I feel dumb now.
(Pats self on the back).

So, shall we go to Camelot? Nah, on second thought, it's a silly place!

Knight: -We are no longer the knights who say "Ni!"!
Knight: -We are now the knights who say "Eki Eki Tapoooongwiiingwhyhmmhmhm"!!! (Ni!)
Arthur: -Oh knights who say... knights who until recently said "Ni!", what do you ask of us?
Knight: -First, we want another shrubbery!!!! And put it next to this one, a little higher so we get a nice path effect.
Knights: - A path! A path! A path!
Knight: - and then... you shall cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a HERRING!!!!

King Arthur: Camelot!
Sir Galahad: Camelot!
Sir Lancelot: Camelot!
Patsy: It's only a model.

....and let's not forget the aptly named "Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film.

Привет Platinum!

"SpongeBob SqurePants" translate as "Спанч Боб СкверПэнтс" This official russian version of Nickelodeon Television.

Intro on russian:

Вы готовы, дети?
Да, капитан!
Я не слышу...
ТАК ТОЧНО КАПИТАН!
Кто ооо

Кто проживает на дне океана?
Спанч Боб СкверПэнтс!
Желтая губка - малыш без изъяна?
Спанч Боб СкверПэнтс!

Кто побеждает всегда и везде?
Спанч Боб СкверПэнтс!
Кто также ловок, как рыба в воде?
Спанч Боб СкверПэнтс!

Спанч Боб СкверПэнтс (повторяется много раз)

К сожалению, сериал и полнометражный мультфильм официально никогда не выходили на DVD и VHS в России.

Для себя я сделал цифровую запись с канала Nickelodeon Russia двух полных и частично третьего сезонов. Качество изображения, на мой взгляд, ни чуть не хуже DVD! Полная совместимость с DVD плеерами. В потоке присутствуют две аудиодорожки: русская дублированная и оригинальная английская. Также имеется SpongeBob SqurePants Movie с профессиональной русской озвучкой.

Я готов тебе сделать копии этих дисков, если ты найдешь способ как их доставить до тебя.