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  1. October 12th, 2005, 06:00 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by fantom605
    Quote Originally Posted by kalinka_vinnie
    Dude, you got it mixed up. I demand that you rewatch that movie at least ten more times!

    King Arthur: "One, two, five..."
    Galahad: "Three, Sir!"
    King Arthur: "Right, three."
    Aah, blooody hell, I buggered that one up good!

    I was tired, I knew about the "three, sir", but I really thought it was "one, two, four"

    Damn! I will go do my penance soon...

    -Fantom
    "Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Fantom! Oh, he is a naughty
    person, and he must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle
    Anthrax, we have but one punishment for quoting a movie incorrectly. You must tie him down on a bed and spank him!"

    (okay, I had to change it a little, but you get the point).

    That is by far the funniest movie ever.
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  2. October 12th, 2005, 09:35 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Platinum
    Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Fantom! Oh, he is a naughty
    person, and he must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle
    Anthrax, we have but one punishment for quoting a movie incorrectly. You must tie him down on a bed and spank him!"

    (okay, I had to change it a little, but you get the point).

    That is by far the funniest movie ever.
    Thank God, I was getting a little scared reading that, and knowing where it was going!

    -Fantom
    "Alright, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's just figure this out and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
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  3. October 13th, 2005, 12:51 PM #43
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    Fantom, congratulations on 700 posts! Woo hoo!

    And now for something completely different.....

    What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    (come on, what's the next line...?)
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  4. October 13th, 2005, 04:28 PM #44
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    ooh, I got this one!

    What do you mean? An African or European swallow?


    -Fantom
    "Alright, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's just figure this out and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
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  5. October 13th, 2005, 06:12 PM #45
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    Uhh....I don't know that. ARRGGGHHH!!!!!
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  6. October 13th, 2005, 08:21 PM #46
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    How do know so much about swallows?
    "Alright, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's just figure this out and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
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  7. October 13th, 2005, 09:07 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by fantom605
    How do know so much about swallows?


    Well, you have to know these things when you're a king you know.
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  8. October 14th, 2005, 05:16 AM #48
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    totally unrelated because this scene was over...

    There goes the King.
    How'd you know he is a King?
    Well, he ain't got sh*t all over 'im!


    -Fantom
    "Alright, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's just figure this out and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
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  9. October 14th, 2005, 05:58 AM #49
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    Ok, guys just stop. I mean, what is this? A Holy Grail re-enactment? If it is, I want to be part of it!

    -What else floats in water?
    -Apples!
    -Gravy!
    -Very small rocks!
    -Churches! Churches!
    Hei, rett norsken min og du er død.
    I am a notourriouse misspeller. Be easy on me.
    Пожалуйста! Исправляйте мои глупые ошибки (но оставьте умные)!
    Yo hablo español mejor que tú.
    Trusnse kal'rt eturule sikay!!! ))
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  10. October 14th, 2005, 01:47 PM #50
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    -Lead! (Read: "led", not "leed". Like the metal. For those of you ignorant of monty python)

    Why did you tell us to stop, and then you started up again?


    -What makes you think she's a witch?
    -She turned me into a newt?
    -A newt?
    -I got better.
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  11. October 18th, 2005, 03:28 PM #51
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    Вы готовы, дети?
    Да, да, капитан!
    Я не могу услышать Вас.
    Да, да, капитан!

    Ooooooooooo!

    Кто живет в ананас под морем?
    Желтый, впитывающий, и пористый - он.
    Если навигационная ерунда - кое-что, что Вы желаете.
    Тогда снижение на палубе и провале как рыба.
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  12. October 19th, 2005, 05:40 AM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Platinum
    Кто живет в ананас под морем?
    Желтый, впитывающий, и пористый - он.
    Если навигационная ерунда - кое-что, что Вы желаете.
    Тогда снижение на палубе и провале как рыба.
    Ты о чём? :)
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  13. October 19th, 2005, 07:16 AM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by net surfer
    Ты о чём?

    Its the english version of the spongebob gaypants song translated into russian (with a few mistakes).
    Вот это да, я так люблю себя. И сегодня я люблю себя, ещё больше чем вчера, а завтра я буду любить себя to ещё больше чем сегодня. Тем что происходит,я вполне доволен!
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  14. October 19th, 2005, 07:22 AM #54
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    A few? :) It looks like he smoked some сорняки.
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  15. October 19th, 2005, 01:45 PM #55
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    Точно!!!!
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    P.S. может ему помощь нужна....?
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    Забудь этого newbie.
    Вот это да, я так люблю себя. И сегодня я люблю себя, ещё больше чем вчера, а завтра я буду любить себя to ещё больше чем сегодня. Тем что происходит,я вполне доволен!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogboy182
    Забудь этого newbie.

    Or, instead of making fun of people who are not quite as intelligent as you, you could perhaps help. Maybe correcting these mistakes I made while I was smoking сорняки would help me to improve my Russian, rather than discourage further attempts to have a little bit of fun. If it bothers you this much, then I can indeed "Забудь этого newbie"
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    Textually PWN3D.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Platinum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dogboy182
    Забудь этого newbie.

    Or, instead of making fun of people who are not quite as intelligent as you, you could perhaps help. Maybe correcting these mistakes I made while I was smoking сорняки would help me to improve my Russian, rather than discourage further attempts to have a little bit of fun. If it bothers you this much, then I can indeed "Забудь этого newbie"
    Platinum, come on, I didn't want to offend you. I'd correct your mistakes if I had any idea how to do it. And the last 4 lines of your post didn't make any sense. It's just impossible to correct. And it sounds funny. I'm sorry if you took offense.
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