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    School for Gigolo's.

    Well, I have come up with a new idea for me to get to Russia. Perhaps I could become a gigolo or even start up my own school for gigolo's. What do you think? First I just need some place to stay for a while. Some place "classy". Do you have any ideas?
    I could rent myself out for 10 minutes at a time. I don't have a lot to say after 10 minutes so that would have to be my limit. If you are worried about my experience, I can tell you that I am more than qualified because I learned everything that I know about women from watching _Johnny Bravo_ cartoons. So as you can see, I am a real stud and chicks really dig me, man. Oh yeah!...
    Anyway, I was only concerned about Russian crooks trying to get in on my action. So, do you think that I should take up Karate or just get myself a big pimp? How about you Klinky Ol' Boy? Just bring your Viking sword and a hammer. You can protect me from bad guys and stop too many chicks from trying to get me to sigh autographs.
    Well, we can work out the details later. Right now I have to turn on the TV to watch Sponge Bob in Russian.
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    Что ты пил сегодня?
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    I was bored and thought that MR needed shaking up! Besides, I like Johnny Bravo.
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    I like your idea, DDTushka. As it has it, lately I have been toning particular muscles that are used for swinging large hammers. I was going to apply this ability in my alternative career - construction working, but it could just as easily be applied to damaging Russian mafioso faces. However, karate might help you better dealing with renagade Russian presidents and plutonium wielding henchmen... Actually, if you get some protection from Rtyom, I think you'd be set. His nuclear location could be the anti-radioactivity you need!
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    I'm more than glad to help if Бармалей disclaims his right on my beloved nuclear reactor finally.
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    What do you mean "become" a gigolo???? I thought you were already in the business???
    Не балуй!

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    Re: School for Gigolo's.

    Quote Originally Posted by DDT
    Well, I have come up with a new idea for me to get to Russia. Perhaps I could become a gigolo or even start up my own school for gigolo's. What do you think? First I just need some place to stay for a while. Some place "classy". Do you have any ideas?
    I could rent myself out for 10 minutes at a time. I don't have a lot to say after 10 minutes so that would have to be my limit. If you are worried about my experience, I can tell you that I am more than qualified because I learned everything that I know about women from watching _Johnny Bravo_ cartoons. So as you can see, I am a real stud and chicks really dig me, man. Oh yeah!...
    Anyway, I was only concerned about Russian crooks trying to get in on my action. So, do you think that I should take up Karate or just get myself a big pimp? How about you Klinky Ol' Boy? Just bring your Viking sword and a hammer. You can protect me from bad guys and stop too many chicks from trying to get me to sigh autographs.
    Well, we can work out the details later. Right now I have to turn on the TV to watch Sponge Bob in Russian.
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    Well, I don't know what to say. I want to say thanks to the Academy, to Mama, to Papa and to my dog. I love you all.

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    OK, thanks for a sleepless night...
    Trying to find a free download of the "Leningrad Cowboys" cover of 'Just a Gigolo/ I Ain't Got Nobody'...


    Everyone needs a theme song, this is my suggestion for DDT in his Endevour




    Maybe a new 'do as well...
    I'm easily amused late at night...

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    BBC NEWS: Trading ban targets non-Russians
    Russia has banned all foreigners from working as retailers in its shops and markets under a new law which came into force on Sunday.
    e foreigners will not be allowed to sell directly they still have the right to work in markets as loaders, cleaners, wholesalers or managers, according to an official from the Russian Federal Migration Service, Vyacheslav Postavnin.
    Is this going to put a damper on your plans?? OR maybe you will just have to stay out of Moscow??
    Не балуй!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haksaw
    BBC NEWS: Trading ban targets non-Russians
    Russia has banned all foreigners from working as retailers in its shops and markets under a new law which came into force on Sunday.
    e foreigners will not be allowed to sell directly they still have the right to work in markets as loaders, cleaners, wholesalers or managers, according to an official from the Russian Federal Migration Service, Vyacheslav Postavnin.
    Is this going to put a damper on your plans?? OR maybe you will just have to stay out of Moscow??
    I see him as a manager or wholesaler...
    (Loader is too easy a joke )
    I'm easily amused late at night...

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    Don't waste your time, DDT, Russian chicks don't dig foreign men.
    Show yourself - destroy our fears - release your mask

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    Quote Originally Posted by VendingMachine
    Don't waste your time, DDT, Russian chicks don't dig foreign men.
    You don't fool me for one minute there Mr Vending Machine! Oh yes! I know your evil little game, trying to horde all the girls for yourself. But the plain fact is, (and all of us true womanizers know it) that ALL chicks like foriegn blokes. Now, one other little point that you obviously failed to see in your greedy attempt to reach into the jar to get all of the cookies, is that my illustrious plan involves opening a school for gigolo's.
    So just who do you think will make up the largest part of my students? Russian Men, that's who.
    So you don't need to tremble (as you should) at the thought of DDT himself stealing all of your girls .......and babushkas.
    As a matter of fact, I will be recruiting teachers to help teach the art of gigoloing and wouldn't mind the services of a good Director of Studies (DOS) in case you are interested!
    Oh yes, one more thing. I was thinking....that we could base ourselves out of that little building you have there in St Petes. Perhaps you have heard of it...the Hermitage?
    Let me be a free man, free to travel, free to stop, free to work, free to trade where I choose, free to choose my own teachers, free to follow the religion of my fathers, free to talk, think and act for myself. - Chief Joseph, Nez Perce

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    DDT wrote:

    Oh yes, one more thing. I was thinking....that we could base ourselves out of that little building you have there in St Petes. Perhaps you have heard of it...the Hermitage?[/quote]

    DDT, you said "I was thinking....". I hope you did not hurt yourself while doing that

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    Well, I don't know what to say. I want to say thanks to the Academy, to Mama, to Papa and to my dog. I love you all.

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    DDT, Russian men are the greatest womanizers in the world, they don't need your school
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