Thread: pryvit, friends

Hi I love Ukraine
I've never been,
But I plan to become a Ukrainian citizen
I'm done with Britain
Ukraine is becoming stronger,
Victor Yushchnko has an ugly face but I admire him as a politician
Yulia Tymoshenko has powerful hair
I want to learn Ukrainian
I plan to live in the Rada.

Originally Posted by TATY

Hi I love Ukraine
I've never been,
But I plan to become a Ukrainian citizen
I'm done with Britain
Ukraine is becoming stronger,
Victor Yushchnko has an ugly face but I admire him as a politician
Yulia Tymoshenko has powerful hair
I want to learn Ukrainian
I plan to live in the Rada.

It appears, Danka has shared his/her pot with you.

Originally Posted by Ramil

Originally Posted by TATY

Hi I love Ukraine
I've never been,
But I plan to become a Ukrainian citizen
I'm done with Britain
Ukraine is becoming stronger,
Victor Yushchnko has an ugly face but I admire him as a politician
Yulia Tymoshenko has powerful hair
I want to learn Ukrainian
I plan to live in the Rada.

It appears, Danka has shared his/her pot with you.

It's not pot, it's Slavophilia!

TATY, +100!!!

I want to go to Mars
I'm sick and tired with Earth
Even though I know I was born here
Nevertheless I like Mars with all my heart
And yes I know the atmosphere there
Is not thick enough and it's very cold there and no water
And there is not enough oxygen and nitrogen
But I adore the RED COLOUR of the planet
And I believe that only True Communists (TM)
Will live on Mars
And that's why I want to move there
And I know there's no rockets to take me there
But that can't stop me
Nothing in fact can stop me
And if you try to stop me
Oh with what a delight I will go regardless of what you say!
And you can think I'm stupid
And maybe I even am
But that can't stop me either!!

See you my dear Earth friends!!

Originally Posted by TATY

It's not pot, it's Slavophilia!

Would it matter much if I say that the Slavs don't care much about each other nowadays?

although i know
it's wrong to
make fun,
i have to
admit that i
am loving this
post

I'm in love with men
I'm not gay
But I'm through with women
I know men have penises,
but I'll get over that,
I plan to have a gay marriage
I know I have no boyfriend
And I know it's still illegal where I live
But one day I'll get there.

Personally,
I've always felt
that I am
a Lesbian
trapped
inside a mans' body...

Well, just FYI crocodile, Nitrogen is 'toxic' as it displaces oxygen ultimately killing you. SO having a lack of nitrogen anywhere that you want to say, not die, is a good thing.

Probably you mean something like hydrogen or even harmless argon.

Btw this is getting a little ridiculous. Its not even amusing anymore (was hardly to begin with) so probably people should just stop trying way too hard to be funny cuz, really it's not working. No one is laughing at you except you, or your dumb chat friends you forward stupid links to.

You're not Dane Cook, you're not on КОМАДИ КЛАБ or whatever the hell that show is called. So just put a cork in it.

Originally Posted by Dogboy182

Well, just FYI crocodile, Nitrogen is 'toxic' as it displaces oxygen ultimately killing you. SO having a lack of nitrogen anywhere that you want to say, not die, is a good thing.

Probably you mean something like hydrogen or even harmless argon.

Btw this is getting a little ridiculous. Its not even amusing anymore (was hardly to begin with) so probably people should just stop trying way too hard to be funny cuz, really it's not working. No one is laughing at you except you, or your dumb chat friends you forward stupid links to.

You're not Dane Cook, you're not on КОМАДИ КЛАБ or whatever the hell that show is called. So just put a cork in it.

Nobody knows but me: you are a little drunk. It's O.K. really. We love you anyway.

Actually I just got off work about 4 minutes before I wrote that. It is both pysically and legally impossible for me to be or have been drunk at the time of that posting. But good guess. But not really...

So when I make posts chastising other people they or I get banned, warned, blocked, deleted, locked.

But when other people do it its suddenly tolerable and 'the cool' thing to do? I don't get it.

Originally Posted by Dogboy182

Actually I just got off work about 4 minutes before I wrote that. It is both pysically and legally impossible for me to be or have been drunk at the time of that posting. But good guess. But not really...

So when I make posts chastising other people they or I get banned, warned, blocked, deleted, locked.

But when other people do it its suddenly tolerable and 'the cool' thing to do? I don't get it.

Whatever.

Originally Posted by Dogboy182

Well, just FYI crocodile, Nitrogen is 'toxic' as it displaces oxygen ultimately killing you. SO having a lack of nitrogen anywhere that you want to say, not die, is a good thing.

Dear, Dogboy182:

Next time, just before you try "chastising other people", consider the following (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth%27s_atmosphere):

The Earth's atmosphere is a layer of gases surrounding the planet Earth that is retained by the Earth's gravity. It contains roughly (by molar content/volume) 78.08% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.038% carbon dioxide, trace amounts of other gases, and a variable amount (average around 1%) of water vapor.

So, for the most part, the Earth's atmosphere is nitrogen.

No offense here.

Originally Posted by Dogboy182

Well, just FYI crocodile, Nitrogen is 'toxic' as it displaces oxygen ultimately killing you. SO having a lack of nitrogen anywhere that you want to say, not die, is a good thing.

Probably you mean something like hydrogen or even harmless argon.

Btw this is getting a little ridiculous. Its not even amusing anymore (was hardly to begin with) so probably people should just stop trying way too hard to be funny cuz, really it's not working. No one is laughing at you except you, or your dumb chat friends you forward stupid links to.

You're not Dane Cook, you're not on КОМАДИ КЛАБ or whatever the hell that show is called. So just put a cork in it.

Like Комади Клуб is actually funny.

Originally Posted by Crocodile

Originally Posted by Dogboy182

Well, just FYI crocodile, Nitrogen is 'toxic' as it displaces oxygen ultimately killing you. SO having a lack of nitrogen anywhere that you want to say, not die, is a good thing.

Dear, Dogboy182:

Next time, just before you try "chastising other people", consider the following (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth%27s_atmosphere):

The Earth's atmosphere is a layer of gases surrounding the planet Earth that is retained by the Earth's gravity. It contains roughly (by molar content/volume) 78.08% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.038% carbon dioxide, trace amounts of other gases, and a variable amount (average around 1%) of water vapor.

So, for the most part, the Earth's atmosphere is nitrogen.

No offense here.

The Earth's Atmosphere is mostly Nitrogen but we don't need it for human respiration, so a lack of Nitrogen wouldn't be a problem for us, because we only need to the Kislorod.

Originally Posted by TATY

The Earth's Atmosphere is mostly Nitrogen but we don't need it for human respiration, so a lack of Nitrogen wouldn't be a problem for us, because we only need to the Kislorod.

Wow! I never would have thought this topic could be so hotly debated!
Anyways, you see, TATY, had we have a more significant portion of oxygen ("Kislorod"), we would have been burned alive from the inside. That's why in the air we breathe we have to have something which is called "buffer gas." In case of the Earth it's nitrogen.

To free myself up from any further criticism on that matter, please refer to any article on Terraforming of Mars such as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terraforming_of_Mars or alike.

By the way, oxygen is a strong oxidiser and breathing the pure oxygen can cause harm to your health.

Originally Posted by TATY

Like Комади Клуб is actually funny.

Like you can understand their jokes.

Originally Posted by net surfer

Originally Posted by TATY

Like Комади Клуб is actually funny.

Like you can understand their jokes.

What I don't understand is how people find it funny.