Quote Originally Posted by kamka

Masturbation -- the bible says nothing.
and have you ever READ the bible? The Onan story, to be exact?? I think not.
As for the Pope not caring for the pedophile priests, he in fact dismissed more priests than you can imagine.

Anyway,I'm not going to argue with you lot, just wanted to point out some of the statments that were not exactly true.
Well you're in it now there buddy. As a matter of fact I have read about Onan. Have you? Or did you just listen to your priest spout his party's line of fear and guilt. Onan was not whacking off. He "pulled out" rather than impregnate the wife of his dead brother because he did not want the familes birthright to go to the kid. God ordered him to knock the chick up, he wouldn't do it, so God killed him. What a putz! I would have given her 50 babies.
This had nothing to do with choking the chicken, spanking the mokey or shaking hands with wife's best friend
but now the pope and all the good nuns make sure that all the boys know that they must leave their pee-pee's alone.

Jimminy Crickets! It's no wonder that people laugh at christians when all they hear about it are the papal distortions.