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Originally Posted by Throbert McGee

P.S. Possibly I should mention that my father is a retired Marine (and heterosexual, and very educated...)

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Originally Posted by Throbert McGee

It's a well-known fact among members of the US Navy, US Army, and US Air Force that approximately 100% of US Marines are not merely "faggots", but more specifically, петушки -- i.e., preferring the "пассивная роль".

Again, something here is plainly incorrect.

Personally, I find it strange that defiantly "heterosexual" men appear to be so concerned with gay sex. Who cares? I think there are far more important things to worry about, for example, how Arsenal played last night.

If "approximately 100%" of the military are passive, how can they all be "serviced".

I didn't say that 100% of the military are passive homosexuals; I said that 100% of MARINES (морпехи) are passive homosexuals. So THEY service the guys in the Navy and Army -- especially the Navy, since they're mostly bisexual. ("Naval tradition? Nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash" -- W.Churchill)

(However, Marines DON'T "service" the guys in the Air Force -- although technically heterosexual, all Air Force guys are so effeminate that even the passive homosexuals in the Marines consider Air Force guys to be "much too gay for me." Actually, the only masculine people in the Air Force are, of course, the lesbians.)

P.S. Do I really have to add ???

Originally Posted by Throbert McGee

I said that 100% of MARINES (морпехи) are passive homosexuals.

... and you say your father was a marine, ergo...

Why are you so concerned about gay sex? The "lady" doth protest too much...

PS need I add ?

Originally Posted by edvalais

...Why are you so concerned about gay sex? ...

It's his right. He is a gay man.

Is he? Are you, Throbert? прости меня - произошло недоразумение, дорогой.

Originally Posted by edvalais

Is he? Are you, Throbert? прости меня - произошло недоразумение, дорогой.

Ой, не подумай, что я его аутила, Роберт очень открытый парень.

Originally Posted by Lampada

Ой, не подумай, что я его аутила

As they say, "That horse has not only left the barn, it sent a postcard from Hawaii."

Originally Posted by edvalais

Is he? Are you, Throbert? прости меня - произошло недоразумение, дорогой.

Не за что извиниться! I was being rather silly -- it was my fault for the misunderstanding.

But to answer the question why many straight men "obsess" about gay sex: "Hатуралу", пожалуй, гомосексуализмом является дилемма типа "Сцилла и Харибда".

Т.е., что хуже: стоять раком и получить в ж*пу, или сидеть в обувном магазине когда жена примеряет пару за парой туфлей?