Thread: Off-topic posts from http://masterrussian.net/f55/sochi-2014-olympic-winter-games-off

Originally Posted by Throbert McGee

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I don't think it's funny (I guess it's rather miserable and mean-spirited), but as you wish.

Four faggots as a symbol of the American "greatness". Greetings to CNN.

Originally Posted by Paul G.

... (I guess it's rather miserable and mean-spirited), but as you wish. ...

Да, может, попутно просветишь Роберта поподробнее на тему, что такое mean-spirited?

Да, может, попутно просветишь Роберта поподробнее на тему, что такое mean-spirited?

Есть словари для этого.

Originally Posted by Paul G.

I don't think it's funny (I guess it's rather miserable and mean-spirited), but as you wish.

Four faggots as a symbol of the American "greatness". Greetings to CNN.

Ahem! Four faggots AND a giant 170-meter penis in the background, don't forget that!

Incidentally, the Iwo Jima memorial park has been notorious for many years as a site that is sometimes called a плешка in gay Russian slang... such is one of the nuisances of freedom.

Originally Posted by Throbert McGee

Ahem! Four faggots AND a giant 170-meter penis in the background, don't forget that!

5 Marines and 1 Navy Corpsman. 3 died soon after.
Not a "faggot" amongst them, US Soldiers.
Of all the former service members I know that are gay, not one of them is a "faggot". Probably kick your ass too!

Originally Posted by capecoddah

Of all the former service members I know that are gay, not one of them is a "faggot". Probably kick your ass too!

It's a well-known fact among members of the US Navy, US Army, and US Air Force that approximately 100% of US Marines are not merely "faggots", but more specifically, петушки -- i.e., preferring the "пассивная роль".

From an American military humor site:

US Army Study Finds Marines' Historic "Tun Tavern" Was Actually Gay Bar

The author of the article claims to be a former Marine himself -- although I find that very difficult to believe, since he's able to write in complete sentences with words of more than one syllable. Another well-known fact about members of the USMC (besides the fact that they're all gay bottoms) is that they're almost completely illiterate, and so stupid that if you ask one of them how to spell "U.S.M.C.", the answer will usually be "Y -- E -- E -- S." [for "you-ess-emm-see", get it?]

Marine Corps Marathon Spawns Less-Successful Marine Corps Spelling Bee

While the USMC Headquarters initially joked that the spelling bee would prove Marines can't spell "defeat," they grew more alarmed when it also proved that Marines can't spell "Marines."

Originally Posted by Throbert McGee

It's a well-known fact among members of the US Navy, US Army, and US Air Force that approximately 100% of US Marines are not merely "faggots", but more specifically, петушки -- i.e., preferring the "пассивная роль".

Just think for a moment. If "approximately 100%" of the military are passive, how can they all be "serviced". Either you've got one very very tired man, or this is nonsense.

Oh, my. I really thought you were discussing Olympics here... Should have known better

Originally Posted by edvalais

I wonder if there's some deep psychological significance in routinely detecting homosexual associations in images.

Ahaha, no. It's just a reminder to all those "little adults" who think that they can laugh at everything they want, although, actually, they look like silly kids making fun of a second name their classmates. This freaking "globalization" managing by the US looks too ugly.

(Кстати, Паша, ты спер мое слово!)

Oops, which one?

Originally Posted by Paul G.

Ahaha, no. It's just a reminder to all those "little adults" who think that they can laugh at everything they want, although, actually, they look like silly kids making fun of a second name their classmates.

A classmate can't change his second name. This is the reason which makes jokes silly. Do you really think Russia is doomed to double toilets?

The more I read such "jokes", the more disappointed I get. That's sad.

P.S. Possibly I should mention that my father is a retired Marine (and heterosexual, and very educated...)

Originally Posted by Throbert McGee

P.S. Possibly I should mention that my father is a retired Marine (and heterosexual, and very educated...)

versus

Originally Posted by Throbert McGee

It's a well-known fact among members of the US Navy, US Army, and US Air Force that approximately 100% of US Marines are not merely "faggots", but more specifically, петушки -- i.e., preferring the "пассивная роль".

Again, something here is plainly incorrect.

Personally, I find it strange that defiantly "heterosexual" men appear to be so concerned with gay sex. Who cares? I think there are far more important things to worry about, for example, how Arsenal played last night.

If "approximately 100%" of the military are passive, how can they all be "serviced".

I didn't say that 100% of the military are passive homosexuals; I said that 100% of MARINES (морпехи) are passive homosexuals. So THEY service the guys in the Navy and Army -- especially the Navy, since they're mostly bisexual. ("Naval tradition? Nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash" -- W.Churchill)

(However, Marines DON'T "service" the guys in the Air Force -- although technically heterosexual, all Air Force guys are so effeminate that even the passive homosexuals in the Marines consider Air Force guys to be "much too gay for me." Actually, the only masculine people in the Air Force are, of course, the lesbians.)

P.S. Do I really have to add ???

Originally Posted by Throbert McGee

I said that 100% of MARINES (морпехи) are passive homosexuals.

... and you say your father was a marine, ergo...

Why are you so concerned about gay sex? The "lady" doth protest too much...

PS need I add ?

Originally Posted by edvalais

...Why are you so concerned about gay sex? ...

It's his right. He is a gay man.

If anyone wants to give me the official Russian Olympics gear (shapki, kurtki i t.d.) I won't say no.

I wonder if there's some deep psychological significance in routinely detecting homosexual associations in images. Maybe this says more about the observer than the thing looked at. I advise several forumchane to take a Rorschach test as a matter of urgency.

(Кстати, Паша, ты спер мое слово!)

Thanks for moving the off-topic stuff, Lampada!

Originally Posted by Paul G.

Four faggots as a symbol of the American "greatness". Greetings to CNN.

да здравствует совок!

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